indoor cat

indoor cats are the vaginas of people who do not want to have sexual relations outside, outdoor cats are vaginas that will have sex outside

i’m not going to have sex while hiking, i have an indoor cat.

by gettwiggywithit March 12, 2025

indoor sportsman

1. A guy who joins a gym but doesn't like to do anything outdoors.

2. Someone into an indoor sport like bowling or darts.

3. A guy who says he's an athlete to impress women, but they're so skinny/pale you know they never go outside.

4. A wanker.

(Def 2) I blew out my knee playing basketball, now I'm an indoor sportsman.

(Def 3 and 4)
Guy 1: So I was talking up this girl, right, she was checking out my biceps ...
Guy 2: What, who, you? The indoor sportsman? Did you show her your "trophy"?

by jevanyn January 4, 2010

Indoor Pool

An Indoor Pool is a pool that is usually found indoors, usually found in the Northern Parts of the country, or at higher end hotels.

If you want to go swimming, Go back to the North and get in your "Indoor Pool", Shannon.

by SouthUrban May 15, 2015

Indoor-ance

The power to stay inside your air conditioned home for as long as it takes until this heat wave breaks.

Too effing HOT. Gonna roll up, pack up, chill up and get our indoor-ance on!!

by Stevemw August 13, 2016

Indoorer

The opposite of that guy from xbox.com

Weirdo!

by Anonymous July 27, 2003

Indoor Ball

an Indoor Ball is a woman who takes care of herself and values self worth, often choosing to better herself and stay in, partying only in moderation. She prioritizes herself over chaos, surrounding herself with other good people who stay on the right path.

Carol has always been an Indoor Ball —Ill see her at church, hitting the gym, and only at a party once in a blue moon. Heard she can still shotgun a beer like a champ, though.

by DoomScroller June 18, 2025

indoor bullstuff

1. Movie deemed too highfalutin, sophisticated or stuffy to be the right fit in drive-in theaters.
2. Wimpy cigarette lighter that won't fire in even the slightest hurricane.

I have to flick my indoor bullstuff illegally in the doorway before I can take my smoke outside.

by Milt Alwin April 23, 2009