2 definitions by MattMastaP
Outdoor furniture is used when referring to a females naked breasts. Often used in conjunction with indoor furniture, referring to pussy.
"I spilled all over her outdoor furniture" (I came all over her chest)
"Her outdoor furniture was very natural"
"She definitely replaced the outdoor furniture. This new set is rock hard" (she got a boob job and now her tits a hard.
"Her outdoor furniture was very natural"
"She definitely replaced the outdoor furniture. This new set is rock hard" (she got a boob job and now her tits a hard.
by MattMastaP June 10, 2015
Indoor Furniture is slang for a girls box in guy lingo. Ask a brother how the girl's indoor furniture feels and you are effectively asking "how'd the inside of her vagina feel?"
Other common uses:
"Did you get to see the indoor furniture?"
"Was the indoor furniture comfortable?"
"I spilled all over her indoor furniture!"
Other common uses:
"Did you get to see the indoor furniture?"
"Was the indoor furniture comfortable?"
"I spilled all over her indoor furniture!"
She had some raggity indoor furniture (She was not well groomed)
Her indoor furniture was kind of slippery (She's a squirter)
Her indoor furniture was really worn! (Man, she loose as hell)
Her indoor furniture was kind of slippery (She's a squirter)
Her indoor furniture was really worn! (Man, she loose as hell)
by MattMastaP June 10, 2015