Fender Ketchup

Another word for roadkill. Gets its name from a Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas mission "Fender Ketchup" in which the player must scare a mobster that is tied to the hood of their car.
"That deer became fender ketchup".
by flashadams November 12, 2006
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Cunt Ketchup

guy: Does anyone smell pennies?
woman: Sorry, just my cunt ketchup.
by michaelpulaski January 14, 2012
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Ketchup

A tomato dipping square that is loved by millions! Even other foods love it!
Banana: Yummm Ketchup is so good
Skyler: I know right! It’s the best
by Sherli Damelio January 12, 2021
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marry the ketchups

It's where you pour a half full bottle of ketchup into another half full bottle so you have one full bottle
Um, I wanted to get here early to marry the ketchups.
by kbaderak September 30, 2011
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Ketchup Water

The most vile and disgusting thing found on Earth. Often a result of laziness due to a lack of shaking a ketchup bottle before spewage onto a plate of fries or hamburger.
I would rather drink diarrhea vomited from your mother's ass after being fermented in a hippos vagina for 8000 years than ketchup water touch my fries.
by PeeJayAych January 03, 2008
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Benjamin Ketchup

A cardboard cutout of a ketchup bottle with Benjamin Franklins head on it

A recurring character on Unus Annus
Mark: "Oh I'd ride Benjamin Ketchup like a hurricane"
by EmzieWemzie January 11, 2021
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ketchup addict

Someone who eats ketchup with almost every meal, it is as much a staple of their diet as bread and water.

Some signs are you freak out when you realise there is none left in the household(ketchup famine) meals without it seem bland. When u have a bottle in your car or bring one to work or school.
Collapsed in an alleyway red stained clothes clutching a bottle of Heniz. He must be a ketchup addict.....
by KetchupKing November 07, 2013
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