poop in my pants

often used by cool kids to say FUCK MY LIFE. they switch it up. sometimes shortened to just PIMP.

Bob: Gahh did you fail your bio test too?
quainTON: yess! poop in my pants!

by teefeld! May 11, 2009

Squirrels in my pants

A song from Phineas and Ferb, but referingto having crabs. Aka, pubic lice. A bug thay makes your itch really bad in the crotch. It feels like you have 'squirrels in you pants'

P1: hey man can I talk to you?
P2: yeah what's up?
P1: you know that girl I slept with the other night?
P2: yeahhhhh
P1: well... Think I have squirrels in my pants.

by Toastybunzzz November 3, 2022

rats in my pants

An exclamation said when something goes wrong.

Lydia: We ran out of whales.
Valerie: Rats in my pants!

by FireTurd February 19, 2017

theres a hog in my pants

I have a major league Boner

1st person: hey Guys wats up?
2nd person: theres a hog in my pants!
1st person: was it that girl over there?
2nd person: Ya dude!
1st person: Nasty! xD

by ArmoredArmadillo November 6, 2013

Jizz in my pants

When Bruce Willis is dead at the end of sixth sense...

Andy Samberg: I jizz in my pants.

by Joe mama's nuts March 4, 2021

pie in my pants

a large pie that is inside the pants i am wearing.

Well, hello Ezra, there is a pie in my pants.

by ham_sandwich August 4, 2003

Jizzed in my pants

When something is or tastes so mind blowing you just explode in an amazement similar to an orgasm; a term meaning something is so enjoyable you could have had an orgasm

Laquisha: Oh my god! Did you you see that movie Magic Mike?! Sarah: Of course! I nearly Jizzed in my pants!
OMG! Did you see Connor today?! I swear I Jizzed in my pants! That boy is SO fine!

by BitchPlease!Forreal? September 3, 2013