Pee my Pants

When you pee in your pants from inconcience, sneezing, holding too long, or purposely pee yourself.
To pee yourself.

The girl slowly peed her pants while waiting in line for the bathroom

I am seriously about to pee my pants.

by Vocabnerd March 10, 2019

Party in my Pants

An erection.

Looking at that hot jailbait over there, I get a wild party going in my pants!

Hey Mick, I see you got a pillow on your lap. Party in your Pants?

I got a party in my pants

by mathandscifi August 29, 2009

my pants are on fire

A statement used to point out the glaringly obvious when ones pants are, in fact, on fire.

Hey, did you know that my pants are on fire?

by K N3k0 April 08, 2004

Jizz My Pants

the most amazing song ever.
used as a very sexual joke.
great for sexy parties
best friends jizz their pants for each other

*friend air humps*
tommy: dammit you made me jizz my pants!
sally: not my fault im too sexy

by hayleyhoney122 January 23, 2009

nigga in my pants

When you crap in your pants.

Dude theres a nigga in my pants we have to leave the party now!

by Wealthybandit July 21, 2006

Puke my pants

A kind of gastro-intestinal disorder usually caused by Ingesting the wrong thing at the wrong time.

I chased that sushi with a warm Pabst, and now I gotta Puke my pants.

by Bigger sam July 31, 2008

party in my pants

A party where people touch each other in the bathing suit area. Also a good pickup line if I dont say so myslef.

Brick: Would you like to come the the pants party. Oops I mean party Im my Pants?
Veronica: No Thanks Brick
Brick: How About you Ian?
Ian: No Thanks

by Ben P February 08, 2005