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Impossipickle

A word that was created via texting using T9 and accidentally pressing the wrong buttons. has picked up the meaning of someone who is being stupidly impossible to deal with.
Tenaya: "Jaimee your impossipickle."
Jaimee: "HAHA YAY!"

Tenaya:"I love you <3"
Stephen: "I love you more"
Tenaya: "No, I love you more."
Stephen: "No, I love you more."
Tenaya: "Your impossipickle."
by ...Rawr... December 22, 2008
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Impossillity

Impossible silliness.
Often related to the heroic but hopeless attempts to address the world's biggest issues with a rubber band and a cotton bud.

Accidentally found by a wrecked P.H.D. student drafting his thesis.
Although it is tempting, air-dropping Justin B. in the core of Fukushima Reactor No. 3 is an impossillity bro.
by N-s-K April 28, 2011
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Impussible

The inability or impossibility of a straight man to get into a gay woman's pants.
He's kidding himself if he thinks that lesbian chicky babe is even remotely interested in him. He's on an impussible mission tonight, the tossbag!
by Uma Bumhirtz October 31, 2011
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Impossiblest

"Constructing a device that can access other dimensions is impossible, but even if it could be done, sending a human consciousness through it is... impossiblest!"

"Hey you remember Jason from 5th grade?"
"The nerdy kid, yeah, why?"
"He is dating Carol"
"But... this is impossiblest!!!"
by T.Mamuleum January 15, 2015
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Impasian

A reverse lar auntie! What are you waiting for? Aiyoh, why you go forward again? reverse lar!
Reeeverse lar, reveeerse lar, reverse reverse reverse reverse, just reeeverse! Haiyoh! You drive Lexus RX200 and you don't know how to reverse! The whole kampong waiting for YOU! -impasian
by Racist Asian May 8, 2018
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Intermission Impossible

the sudden realisation that it would be impossible to make it to the intermission of some kind of theatrical production
within the first 10 minutes of Witches of Eastwick I figured 'Intermission Impossible', and had to figure out an escape plan
by Peter Greenwall March 18, 2013
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Mission Impossible

During sexual intercourse, the female lies face down on the bed while the man repels by rope from the ceiling to hit it from behind.
Employee: "What's all that rope for?"
Guy: " I'm planning to Mission Impossible tonight."
Employee: *blankly stares*
Guy: *starts humming the Mission Impossible theme*
by Itschrian January 26, 2018
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