Impasian

An impatient asian

A reverse lar auntie! What are you waiting for? Aiyoh, why you go forward again? reverse lar!
Reeeverse lar, reveeerse lar, reverse reverse reverse reverse, just reeeverse! Haiyoh! You drive Lexus RX200 and you don't know how to reverse! The whole kampong waiting for YOU! -impasian

by Racist Asian May 8, 2018

Impastanized

Do you want to be Impastanized today? u decide. what does that mean u might ask, well it actually means anything you want it to mean. I figured since we can’t always be anything we want to be we should at least have a word that means anything we want it to be. When I first thought of the word I wasn’t sure i wanted to be Impastanized but as the day went on i definitely decided I was 100% as Impastanized as they come. Now i’m always Impastanized!!

Do you want to be Impastanized today?

by MACK KENNY November 17, 2022