iFinger

It's the finger(s) you purposely keep clean when you eat something messy so you could operate your touchscreen smartphone/tablet/GPS without making the screen look like your plate.

These ribs are delicious and messy, but I have to keep my pinky clean cause its my iFinger.

by jessenj January 23, 2012

Ikin'

When a woman is extra "friendly" to another woman.

Woman #1: Girl, your booty look bigger in those jeans!

Woman #2: Eww, you are Ikin'.. I don't swing that way! LOL

by RoTif December 8, 2011

Inking

Inking the toilet bowl, or simply inking. Referencing the act of explosively squirting a viscous black fluid out of the sphincter into the fresh, clear toiler water; consequently, causing an instantaneous cloud of murky, impenetrable fecal matter; similarly to that of the ocean-dwelling octopi defense mechanism.

Through extensive, continuous World of Warcraft stimulation, I subconsciously consumed 3 large bagfuls of Flaming Hot Cheetos. Eight hours into a critical grinding session against the Wrath King's loyal minions, my stomach began to violently erupt. A few quick steps from the computer station, and into the bathroom, I helplessly hovered over the toilet. After a series of strenuous forcing, I felt an incredible relief of pressure as my asshole exploded into a "Flaming Hot" blaze; consequently, inking the toilet bowl.

by Drederick Tatum November 17, 2011

Romantic Icing

Sperm. A lot of it. Ejected, caringly, over a lovers face.

"Yes Jeaves, we had a lovely dinner. The portions were small though. Afterwards I sprayed my romantic icing all over young Alice's face and she clearly still had an appetite."

by Tom D October 19, 2006

Icing

(Verb)
To ignore or exclude someone.

1.) "Why are we icing Megan out of our friend group again?"

"She's been wrapped up in her new relationship, and honestly it's her own fault for blowing us off all the time."
2.) "I can't believe you iced that guy you met on Tinder last week, I thought you were looking for a boyfriend."

"Can't I just want a quick fuck? He was annoying anyways."

by tpoa January 17, 2018

Neck Icing

When you bust your nut load all over her neck and it runs down like thick, sweet pearly icing.

Rachel slobbed my knob till I unloaded neck icing all over her.

by Eaton Holgoode November 14, 2018

Icing the head

when you rub ice on your dick before you masturbate.

"Nick was feeling particularly lonely last night, so he was found icing the head."

by Witty asshole name # 4 September 5, 2007