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invisible condom

A product being developed at the Laval University in Quebec.
If it hits the markets, which is likely, it will be able to kill 99.9% of HIV and 90-100% of STDs.
This is a "female condom" which is actually a liquid, solidifying to a gel at body temperature (creating a protective film) and wearing off in approximately 2 hours.
Boy: "Yo baby, lets do it! I forgot protection, but no worries..."

Girl: "Sure if you want, I'll be right back." *Uses invisible condom gel, stays protected, doesn't get preggers*

Boy and Girl: *both happy*
by TheEducated March 14, 2009
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Invisible Handjob

A photo taken by someone who just got their nails done. The hand is in same position that would be used to give a hand job in order to show the nail polish.
On Instagram and Twitter, search the hash tag "invisiblehandjob" and you will see an Invisible Handjob.
by porkerhole September 28, 2012
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That buffet filled me up. (yawn) I think I have the idis.
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invisicock

A device used in hentai games and anime to avoid showing a man's penis, thus circumventing Japan's censorship laws. Usually the penis is shown as transparent cylinder or as a beam of light.
This chained-up underage anime schoolgirl who may have been my sister was sucking my invisicock so hard I had to activate my tentacles before my orgasmeter was maximized. I'm sure glad real life doesn't resemble hentai games at all in any way.
by Phlegatu May 10, 2005
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Idris

Idris is the love of my life I’m so lucky to have him
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sideways invisibility theory

This theory deals with very skinny people who when looked at from the side are hardly visible because of how skinny they are.
Some people are just hard to spot because of the sideways invisibility theory.
by The Ripper Roo Rapper February 4, 2008
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Invisible Rope Trick

To pwn passing motorized vehicles (and even retarded pedestrians) by 2 people standing on opposite sides of the road and pretending to pull a "rope" across said road. Cars will usually stop and an awkward situation will occur.
Carl: Dude, lets go narb on some cars by doin' the invisible rope trick.

Carl Jr: Hell yeah!
by Bulbach0d3 August 14, 2010
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