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iPad Kid

Children that were given an iPad at a young age. They're usually loud, annoying and like Roblox, Fortnite, Cocomelon and RyansToysReviews. Their iPads are usually crusty amd dirty; covered in cheeto dust. If they were forced to go outside, they'll come up to you and ask if you have games on your phone; if you answer no they'll start screaming and throwing a tantrums. Their mothers are usually karens that spoil them rotten.

Two fine examples of an iPad kid are Quackity and Screech from DOORS.
A: Why is this iPad so dirty?
B: Oh don't touch that, it belongs to lil Timmy, he's an iPad Kid
by iliketoconsumrbutter August 31, 2022
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iPad kid

Being the backronym for "Indonesian people addicted to devices-type kid", this pejorative slang term meaning "screen addict" refers to the country Indonesia having world's highest average screen time, i.e. 7 hours 38 minutes per day as of 2025.
With kids in every corner of Jakarta glued to their phones, it's hard not to call them all iPad kids these days!
by Emotional Cruiser September 27, 2025
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Ipad Kid

by Al3xWA February 8, 2022
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Crusty ipad kids

The reason why we use condums. Also the result of fatherlessness. These kids are retarded to say the least. They are a different breed of human who live their iPads because they're parents are fucking terrible and only bought them the iPad so they don’t have to socialize with their kids. They usually are 500 FUCKING POUNDS OVERWEIGHT AND THRIE TANTRUMS WHEN THEY CAN BRAIN ROY THEMSELVES WITH THE FUCKING RETARED AND DEAD LAND OF YOUTUBE SHORTS. they are setup for failure in every way and will most definitely will not enjoy the world of “outside” if they are exposed to the great outdoors, they WILL HAVE THE MOST EXPLOSIVE FUCKING TEMPERTANTRUM KNOWN TO MAN. PLEASE SOMEONE KILL ALL OF THESE FUCKING TARDS.
Look dude, theres Crusty iPad kids!

It would be fucking hilarious if we took the iPad from it, I wanna see the tantrum it would have,

Touching it might not be a good idea because it has fucking diseases on it
by Ballslover42069 December 30, 2023
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Ipad Kid

A kid born between 2012-2020 who is constantly using an ipad to watch stupid videos or play stupid money-grabbing games. Typically an entitled brat.
John's little brother is such an ipad kid.
by headshotcraft January 28, 2023
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iPad Kid

really annoying kids that for some reason always has sticky fingers and will do what ever they can to touch your phone. really annoying.
man 1: ur bad at this game
mam 2: oh ya, well ur an iPad kid so stfu
man 1: i hope u fucking get into a car crash and not die but get very badly injured but have all ur family members die while u having every bone in ur body broken. When u get in that crash ur car will be set on fire due to the impacted speed and u will be cooked like frog legs. U will have glass lodged in ur eyes, arms, big teas, and ears and won't be able to move/walk for years and then die of the pain ur have to go through 10 years latter.
man 2: see, ur an iPad kid
by big_al's_bf June 16, 2022
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Ipad Kid

anyone that was born after 2009 automatically becames a sticky ipad kid
oh you were born in 2009? ew, sticky little ipad kid
by allthecheesesticks March 19, 2022
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