cockslap interception

When youre slapping your cock across a girls face and she grabs it mid slap with her teeth looks up at you and growls

I never even knew nice girls could pull a cockslap interception. I only got that from back alley Ho's before

by flapjackal May 23, 2015

interbutt

1. n. Kind of like the internet, but more retarded.

2. proper n. A name by which to call friends, especially on the interbutt and particularly when addressing them.

1. "There's some hilarious shit on that interbutt."

2. "Hey thar interbutt."

by E. Roswell's J00 July 27, 2006

Netflixia Dramaticus Interruptus

The condition in which your film streaming service loses internet connectivity at precisely the most dramatic moment of a scene.

"I was watching Bronson and right as Tom Hardy lunged for the prison guards the movie suffered from Netflixia Dramaticus Interruptus."

by LondonBridgeisFuckingDown September 27, 2011

Indianapolis Interruptor

Can take place in a variety of situations - but usually at a party, gala, event, etc. It is when a man is receiving any sort of sexual pleasuring to his penis and right as he is going to blow his load, someone behind him opens the door and startles him, causing him to turn around quickly and shoot his hot cream onto the face of the person who opened the door, aka the "interruptor."

Drew: "Hey man get me a beer from that back room."

Steve: "Ok."

As door opens - Steve gets a hot cream to his face.

Steve: "WTF!!! I cannot believe I just became an Indianapolis Interruptor."

by pizzaman2o1o March 18, 2008

interception

Any pass that Eli Manning throws during an NFL regular season.

Eli Manning went 5/18 interceptions with 4 completions

by serphas September 8, 2014

Bitchus interuptus

The act of said female interupting man buisness, or a man's conversation.

I was watching the football game and right when Tennessee scored, my girlfriend called. I answered,"Bitchus interuptus," and hung up.

by ilovekait(: October 1, 2010

interguntion

When a female's concerned friends warn her of the growing risks of eating too much - namely that all of her fat is going to collect in her pussy and gut, making them bulge out farther than her boobs. By the sheer number of gunts in the world, either the interguntion was not performed fast enough, and the gunt continued to expand to its owner's horror - or the interguntion was not listened to, and the owner continued to eat oblivious to the fact that she could no longer her feet over her pussy

Rhonda's friends tried to perform an interguntion when they saw her gut balooning with every burrito. However, Rhonda did not listen to her wise friends, and her gut and cunt merged, forming the dreaded gunt that now bulges out of her pants.

by waterly July 27, 2006