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bro intel

The act of a guy helping his friend get laid by asking a girl questions about him and then reporting her responses to him in secret.

The male version of "ho intel."
Alex gave Jack some serious bro intel when he told him that Katie was talking about him the other day.
by fuffies December 21, 2008
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ho intel

The act of a girl helping another girl find a relationship by reporting to her when a guy talks about her or purposely questioning him about her.
Katie was collecting ho intel when she asked Jack about his feelings for Stephanie; that evening she told him everything he said.
by fuffies December 21, 2008
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Paki intel

Used to describe a situation where you feel like you're the last to hear about an event, a piece of interesting information, etc.
Man, Shelly's having one of her crazy strip costume parties THIS Saturday?? Man I got Paki intel on that and had no idea - I already made plans to go to see the Monster Truck Rally.
by jwadsworth May 28, 2011
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A Super Quantum Unit Intel Processer or SQUIP for short is a gray oblong pill containing a micro super computer from japan, that when eatten, it travels through your blood till it implants itself in your brain. Once in your brain, it appears as an avatar, with it being any thing, whether it be Keanu Reeves, Batman, A anime cat girl and more that user decides. It uses algorithms to figure out how to raise yourself in the social latter in life for say, whether it be being popular in school, or making it to broadway.
Welcome to your Super Quantum Unit Intel Processer, your SQUIP
by LonleyWeeb November 26, 2020
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progressive_intel

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Enemy Intel

When you gather intel on another human being by either being in the vicinity of them, or clutching on to their hand or head (or others), to send that intel to enemy headquarters.
You see that guy over there? He's gathering enemy intel.
by Enemy23223 June 2, 2024
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