Illuminati 

A group of people who have no fear in God and will not hesitate to trade their souls for money and fame thus giving up their after life and spreading the word of satan in many different ways through music politics sponsors etc

Did you see Doja cats new album

YEAH man its so scary shes definetley lost it to the illuminati

Illuminati by uglybitch23 September 9, 2023

illuminati 

A pretend secret society that conspiracy theorists believe are trying

to take over the world. Also believed (?) to be behind the mutder of every famous person in the last decade

Most of todays music stars are showing their membership of the illuminati by the images in their videos

illuminati by liveintherealworld December 19, 2013

Illuminati 

They are a secret agenda starting from a few millennia ago. The early civilisation made a law that the population must be on or under 500,000,000 people in order not to destroy the Earth. The illuminati are assigned to do that by killing people, making people have only one child per couple, all for reducing population.

Do not trust any mass media. Do not trust in any bullshit that breaks the laws of physics. They are using HAARP to create artificial weather to destroy us. Only half a million of us will survive after world war 3. New world order is coming soon. And it is because the Revelation told us.

Huge clouds of locusts attack us.
Then the fake saviour came.
Then so on...

Illuminati: go to space man! We will put you in a rocket.
Guy: why?
Illuminati: we are helping nature.
Guy: you can't do that!

Illuminati by Ardune October 23, 2014

Illuminati 

A secret organization that consist of the most famous and powerful people on earth. There goal is to take control of the world using the media to influence people.

ILLUMINATI COMFIRMED!!!!!

Illuminati by Blah blah blahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh December 7, 2015

Illuminati 

A drinking game similar to beirut, except that the triangle of cups has 13 cups in the back row, rather than 4. Furthermore, the cups in the middle of the 5th and 7th rows contain an additional full beer (for a total of 1 and 1/5), rather than the usual 1/5. The game is played with 3 people per team, and a simple game (coin toss, rock/paper/scissors, eye to eye, etc) is used to determine who shoots first. All other rules are similar to beirut, which some may call beer pong.

Two straight games of Illuminati are enough to fuck anyone up.

Illuminati by Dan A December 28, 2005

Illuminati 

The organization initially founded in 1776 as the Bavarian Illuminati. Known for being a huge conspiracy. Their internet-famous logo is the green eye in the triangle. Probably watching you rn. Now a dead meme

The Illuminati is destined to set the New World Order

bill cipher looks like the fucking Illuminati

Illuminati by 1babucu1 November 3, 2018

Illuminati 

The most secret umbrella organization over a host of other secret societies designed to maintain control of the otherwise dangerous mass of humanity.

Working similar to Asimov's Foundation, the Illuminati controls and uses oppossing political forces within a country to focus energy that could otherwise result in dangerous conflict into a harmless contest between two Illuminati members playing roles no more real than world-wide wrestling conflicts.

The Illuminati (and their sub organizations) have as their goal the highest goals of providing a world that is safe for peace and virtue. Many members of sub organizations do not even realize that they are being used in larger scale purposes.

The highest order members of the Illuminati are carefully selected from among the leaderships children to ensure that their upbringing has included both the ability and spirit for independent thought and the comittment to service of humanity. Children are not told the nature of the organization until they have proven themselves in adulthood.

The Illuminati are so widespread that members are only able to recogine other members through an intricate network of Christian symbols, religious keywords, secret handshakes, and membership in sub organizations (e.g. Skull & Bones, Bohemian Grove, Block S, 7 Society, Omega, etc.)

The Illuminati run the world.

Illuminati by Carmin Fasulo March 27, 2004