IGNITION day

27th October is World IGNITION day where every female who is above the age of 18 must give an edgy person in their life the gwak gwak 3000

Sarah: hey did you know its IGNITION day?

Belle: oh shit yeah you're right, looks like I have to go give him head

Lauren: Wow you know IGNITION?

by Lawson_is_fish March 8, 2023

Keyless-Ignition

Hotwired car where they key cylinder has been damaged in such a way that it no longer requires a key.

They used the keyless-ignition to start my car as I've still got the keys.

by scotsman123456789 June 15, 2011

dirty ignition

i have no fucking idea

person 1: "you heard of dirty ignition?"
person 2: "a what"

by bigGayDinosaur January 12, 2022

Ignitor

EFnet #quake pimp. wrote the linux version of napster. has over ten million dollars in student loans to pay. To be Ignitored is to do work and not be paid for it.

I just mowed my grandma's lawn and got totally ignitored!

by hoserx December 25, 2007

Ignit

(crude slang, cuss word) someone who is ignorant and unpleasant. Literally means bum or anus.

"YOU'RE AN IGNIT, TOMMY!!"

by brian hardlington January 9, 2021

Igniteafuck

The arsehole who set the bed on fire after falling asleep with a lit post-shag fag.

Uncle: Did you hear about that lad next door that set the bed and his missus on fire?

Nephew: Cor blimey! Was he that great in bed then?

Uncle: Boy, he lit a fag and passed out post-shag.

Nephew: What an igniteafuck!

by DeadDolleh July 4, 2009

ignitables

Anything within reason that can be burned with a satisfying result.

Hey man, what kind of ignitables do we have for the bonfire tonight?

Two Christmas trees, an oil soaked mannequin, and William Shatner's toupee.

Radical!

by Tmac02892 June 22, 2011