IHOP

IHOP stands for I Hate Old People

juan: Yo dawg, look at that old tramp in the wheelchair trying to cross the steet, lets give her a beatdown!
Carlito: why mang?
juan: cause IHOP mang!

by edwin gaffney April 15, 2006

Ihop

Having a dick that is the same height and circumference as a pancake, often having a similar color as well.

Hey did you hear about Kostas? I heard he is packing an Ihop for a jimmy lol.

by ClarkKentsLawyer September 26, 2010

ihop

International House of Pancakes. Really bad service and icky. More like IPLOP.

Damn after eating at ihop last night, I had the worst squirts the next morning!

by Miyori September 24, 2004

IHOP

IHOP is America's Teahouse

IHOP is America's Teahouse.

by T-Dog Jenkins December 29, 2004

iHoping

The act of going around from iHop to iHop on free pancake day getting pancakes from different iHops.

Hey clovis we totally need to go iHoping on free pancake day.

by Paul Hoffmann February 3, 2009

IHOP

International House of Pussy

Dude wanna go to IHOP? Yeah I want to go to a International House of Pussy!

by Dr. Smith, P.H.D December 28, 2007

ihop special

to put pancakes around a mans shaft and be eaten off sexually.

Burns mom gave me the best blueberry ihop special last night, that i had to order seconds.

by dlowe420 February 20, 2011