Hypocrite 

Someone who goes and say shit they would hate or love about something, but would do the opposite most of the time.

Some guy: Wow, you go and say shit like, "If you're a TRUE fan, you would HATE this!" yet you go and say you support it on another post. You're a hypocrite, you know that?

Hypocrite by Daviddv0601 March 13, 2018

Hypocrite 

Krissi Biasiello from Master Chef Season 4.

Krissi is a big Hypocrite and a fat turd.

Hypocrite by kristhebitch January 8, 2019

Hypocrite 

Somebody who wants people to think they have nothing to hide because they keep just about everything about their lives hidden from the public eye, sometimes by hiding it in plain sight (a brilliant strategy).

The hypocrite wants people to think she's outgoing and welcoming (despite being introverted and secretive), since that's what usually worked on other people or groups in the past.

Hypocrite by Solid Mantis August 21, 2019

Hypocrite 

Adjective.

1. A female who says they have no affection towards her boyfriend, however, complains to the world about his lack of affection towards her, at all times.

2. Erin Murray

"I need an FC so I can go back in time to reunite with him..."

"Shut up, hypocrite."

Hypocrite by Shady Inference1 February 4, 2009

hypocrite 

90% of all "christians"

"Islam is a religion spread by hatred and war!" says the christian sniper as the .308 from his rifle sails into the head of a young muslim militant.

"Accept christ and follow the bible and you will go to heaven" says the priest as he rapes a small boy.

"The Lord is a big part of my life." Says the man as he drinks a beer, smokes a cigarette, and admires his cross tattoo.
"Oh yeah, we go to church every Sunday." says his girlfriend who just had protected, pre-marital sex with him.

I'm not saying i'm against any of that stuff (except rape, get your own pussy, or dick if thats your thing) but don't claim christianity then go against all it's teachings, and become the definition of hypocrite. Most christians are just athiest without the balls to accept it and/or admit it.

hypocrite by derrick00762 January 1, 2009

Hypocrite 

one who does the right things for the wrong reasons; a pretender

Hypocrites, they do good things only to show off.

Hypocrite by missingnumber00 January 4, 2011

hypocrite 

A person who says something, and does the exact opposite.
See Christian
Science can not disprove God, but neither can a 2000 year old book.

Christian: "Science can't prove God is fake!"
Atheist: "Your 2000 year old book can't prove a God is real, hypocrite."

Such primitive beliefs...

hypocrite by Train-to-bangkok December 19, 2006