A hyena boy is someone with a vagina and a penis formed from an enlarged clitoris. Typically FtM (female-to-male) transsexuals, these individuals get their name from the Spotted Hyena, which has an enlarged clitoris and masculine features that make it difficult to tell males and females apart.
These individuals typically appear to be young 'twink' boys, although there are occasional studs or bears. More than a few men have thought they were taking home a young man only to find out that they were leaving the bar with a hyena boy.
Their testosterone typically gives them a very masculine temperament and high sex drive, and aside from their 'bonus hole' which some call the front hole, they are basically the same as other men.
These individuals typically appear to be young 'twink' boys, although there are occasional studs or bears. More than a few men have thought they were taking home a young man only to find out that they were leaving the bar with a hyena boy.
Their testosterone typically gives them a very masculine temperament and high sex drive, and aside from their 'bonus hole' which some call the front hole, they are basically the same as other men.
"I'm not a fucking queer dude, my boyfriend's a hyena boy."
David always loved pussy too much to be gay, even though he thought other guys were hot and wasn't really into women. When he met that hyena boy he finally got his wish!
"Remember when Kevin said he'd never screw a guy because he didn't want shit all over his dick? Well last semester he found a hyena boy with the tightest cunt he's ever fucked. I hear they're still together on the down-low."
David always loved pussy too much to be gay, even though he thought other guys were hot and wasn't really into women. When he met that hyena boy he finally got his wish!
"Remember when Kevin said he'd never screw a guy because he didn't want shit all over his dick? Well last semester he found a hyena boy with the tightest cunt he's ever fucked. I hear they're still together on the down-low."
by HyenaBoy May 4, 2014
Get the hyena boymug. A cougar, but 10-20 years older. Characterized by looser skin, dated clothing, and a closer resemblance to your grandmother than your mother. Shares the same need as cougars to feed on the souls/cocks significantly younger men.
Hey, check out those cougars over there. Those aren't cougars, they're like 50. Those are brown spotted hyenas.
by calicanuck July 26, 2013
Get the Brown Spotted Hyenamug. When a woman tells a man to close his eyes while he has an erection. Then she shoves a blue sharpie up his dick, making sure to break it so the blue ink comes out of his piss hole. Then, while the man looks at her like she's a maniac, she laughs in his face.
Fratboy1: Man, yesterday my girl did a Blue Hyena to me.
Fratboy2: Dude, you are kidding!
Fratboy1: I'm not! She said it was payback for doing the Alaskan Firedragon to her the other day.
Fratboy2: Dude, you are kidding!
Fratboy1: I'm not! She said it was payback for doing the Alaskan Firedragon to her the other day.
by gorugora April 25, 2010
Get the Blue Hyenamug. start off doggie style
flip too front
position her knees hehind her shoulders
(continue vaginal intercourse if situation warrants)
explain the mutual exchange in the stock market
POW!! BAM!! FLAP!!! shoehorn penis into anal cavity
(ensue in unadulterated activity; to ones personal preface)
finish on her chin with a grin
congratulations you have successfully completed the
HYENA REBOUND
flip too front
position her knees hehind her shoulders
(continue vaginal intercourse if situation warrants)
explain the mutual exchange in the stock market
POW!! BAM!! FLAP!!! shoehorn penis into anal cavity
(ensue in unadulterated activity; to ones personal preface)
finish on her chin with a grin
congratulations you have successfully completed the
HYENA REBOUND
by monkey piss 2.0 October 11, 2011
Get the Hyena Rebound (i.e.sneak attack)mug. A transsexual or similar, having transitioned from female to male. The term being a reference to a Spotted Hyena’s “pseudo-penis”, or “vagina structured like a penis”.
Molly: Oh wow, that guy is SO hot!
Jill: Careful Molly, that “guy” is a Hyena.
Molly: Oh really? Dang, well “she” looks like a hot guy to me…
Jill: Careful Molly, that “guy” is a Hyena.
Molly: Oh really? Dang, well “she” looks like a hot guy to me…
by Emero November 27, 2022
Get the Hyenamug. A continuous series of farts in which laughter ensues and stays in sync with the flatulence, cause the "farter" to curl up making him or her looking like a hyena.
by zjayk1 March 24, 2008
Get the The Hyenamug. Someone who instigates a problem or troublesome event, and then quickly leaves or runs off before it can be resolved, leaving other people to handle it. Normally, This is done out of a sense of amusement, usually only to the benefit of the offender.
Named for the song, "Haulass Hyena", By The Cramps.
Named for the song, "Haulass Hyena", By The Cramps.
"Johnny told my girlfriend I was having an affair with one of my coworkers, then ran off laughing before I could say anything!"
"What a Haulass Hyena."
"What a Haulass Hyena."
by Ravenboy13 January 29, 2021
Get the Haulass Hyenamug.