A hyena boy is someone with a vagina and a penis formed from an enlarged clitoris. Typically FtM (female-to-male) transsexuals, these individuals get their name from the Spotted Hyena, which has an enlarged clitoris and masculine features that make it difficult to tell males and females apart.
These individuals typically appear to be young 'twink' boys, although there are occasional studs or bears. More than a few men have thought they were taking home a young man only to find out that they were leaving the bar with a hyena boy.
Their testosterone typically gives them a very masculine temperament and high sex drive, and aside from their 'bonus hole' which some call the front hole, they are basically the same as other men.
These individuals typically appear to be young 'twink' boys, although there are occasional studs or bears. More than a few men have thought they were taking home a young man only to find out that they were leaving the bar with a hyena boy.
Their testosterone typically gives them a very masculine temperament and high sex drive, and aside from their 'bonus hole' which some call the front hole, they are basically the same as other men.
"I'm not a fucking queer dude, my boyfriend's a hyena boy."
David always loved pussy too much to be gay, even though he thought other guys were hot and wasn't really into women. When he met that hyena boy he finally got his wish!
"Remember when Kevin said he'd never screw a guy because he didn't want shit all over his dick? Well last semester he found a hyena boy with the tightest cunt he's ever fucked. I hear they're still together on the down-low."
David always loved pussy too much to be gay, even though he thought other guys were hot and wasn't really into women. When he met that hyena boy he finally got his wish!
"Remember when Kevin said he'd never screw a guy because he didn't want shit all over his dick? Well last semester he found a hyena boy with the tightest cunt he's ever fucked. I hear they're still together on the down-low."
by HyenaBoy March 25, 2014
A cougar, but 10-20 years older. Characterized by looser skin, dated clothing, and a closer resemblance to your grandmother than your mother. Shares the same need as cougars to feed on the souls/cocks significantly younger men.
Hey, check out those cougars over there. Those aren't cougars, they're like 50. Those are brown spotted hyenas.
by calicanuck July 02, 2013
When a woman tells a man to close his eyes while he has an erection. Then she shoves a blue sharpie up his dick, making sure to break it so the blue ink comes out of his piss hole. Then, while the man looks at her like she's a maniac, she laughs in his face.
Fratboy1: Man, yesterday my girl did a Blue Hyena to me.
Fratboy2: Dude, you are kidding!
Fratboy1: I'm not! She said it was payback for doing the Alaskan Firedragon to her the other day.
Fratboy2: Dude, you are kidding!
Fratboy1: I'm not! She said it was payback for doing the Alaskan Firedragon to her the other day.
by gorugora April 25, 2010
start off doggie style
flip too front
position her knees hehind her shoulders
(continue vaginal intercourse if situation warrants)
explain the mutual exchange in the stock market
POW!! BAM!! FLAP!!! shoehorn penis into anal cavity
(ensue in unadulterated activity; to ones personal preface)
finish on her chin with a grin
congratulations you have successfully completed the
HYENA REBOUND
flip too front
position her knees hehind her shoulders
(continue vaginal intercourse if situation warrants)
explain the mutual exchange in the stock market
POW!! BAM!! FLAP!!! shoehorn penis into anal cavity
(ensue in unadulterated activity; to ones personal preface)
finish on her chin with a grin
congratulations you have successfully completed the
HYENA REBOUND
by monkey piss 2.0 October 11, 2011
a sexual act involving several Jewish men (usually connect via Craigslist) and a bowling alley that typically results in a mess.
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