2 definitions by gorugora
When a woman tells a man to close his eyes while he has an erection. Then she shoves a blue sharpie up his dick, making sure to break it so the blue ink comes out of his piss hole. Then, while the man looks at her like she's a maniac, she laughs in his face.
Fratboy1: Man, yesterday my girl did a Blue Hyena to me.
Fratboy2: Dude, you are kidding!
Fratboy1: I'm not! She said it was payback for doing the Alaskan Firedragon to her the other day.
Fratboy2: Dude, you are kidding!
Fratboy1: I'm not! She said it was payback for doing the Alaskan Firedragon to her the other day.
by gorugora April 25, 2010
a device a girl can put inside her pussy so when a unsuspecting guy tries to fuck her, his cock is torn to shreds.
Girl: There was this douche who kept hitting on me, so I went to bed with him yesterday.
Girl2: seriously?
Girl: yeah, but he doesn't know I'm bringing my magic donut with me!
Girl2: hahahah, sweet! *highfive!*
Girl2: seriously?
Girl: yeah, but he doesn't know I'm bringing my magic donut with me!
Girl2: hahahah, sweet! *highfive!*
by gorugora April 25, 2010