When a person in need of a lay has made several attempts at scoring with slumpbuster things being desperate and the onset of boom boom backup at hand, one digs deep into the ugly for a three legged hyena. This individual is, well, hideous and serves only one purpose, to release the pressure and help get back on track scoring.
by BossSaxo July 27, 2017
A cougar, but 10-20 years older. Characterized by looser skin, dated clothing, and a closer resemblance to your grandmother than your mother. Shares the same need as cougars to feed on the souls/cocks significantly younger men.
Hey, check out those cougars over there. Those aren't cougars, they're like 50. Those are brown spotted hyenas.
by calicanuck July 02, 2013
When a woman tells a man to close his eyes while he has an erection. Then she shoves a blue sharpie up his dick, making sure to break it so the blue ink comes out of his piss hole. Then, while the man looks at her like she's a maniac, she laughs in his face.
Fratboy1: Man, yesterday my girl did a Blue Hyena to me.
Fratboy2: Dude, you are kidding!
Fratboy1: I'm not! She said it was payback for doing the Alaskan Firedragon to her the other day.
Fratboy2: Dude, you are kidding!
Fratboy1: I'm not! She said it was payback for doing the Alaskan Firedragon to her the other day.
by gorugora April 25, 2010
start off doggie style
flip too front
position her knees hehind her shoulders
(continue vaginal intercourse if situation warrants)
explain the mutual exchange in the stock market
POW!! BAM!! FLAP!!! shoehorn penis into anal cavity
(ensue in unadulterated activity; to ones personal preface)
finish on her chin with a grin
congratulations you have successfully completed the
HYENA REBOUND
flip too front
position her knees hehind her shoulders
(continue vaginal intercourse if situation warrants)
explain the mutual exchange in the stock market
POW!! BAM!! FLAP!!! shoehorn penis into anal cavity
(ensue in unadulterated activity; to ones personal preface)
finish on her chin with a grin
congratulations you have successfully completed the
HYENA REBOUND
by monkey piss 2.0 October 11, 2011
A continuous series of farts in which laughter ensues and stays in sync with the flatulence, cause the "farter" to curl up making him or her looking like a hyena.
by zjayk1 March 25, 2008
Otherwise known simply as Laphin, he is a freelance internet voice actor and sound designer who likes Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Killer Klowns from Outer Space. He frequently streams on Twitch, where he plays horror games and occasionally does other things. He is most well known though for voice acting Freddy Fazbear, Bonnie, Springtrap, and Fredbear in a FNAF animated series by Tony Crynight, as well as editing and working on designing sound for the project. He is very talented and should be recognized more often. Oh yeah and he has a hyena fursona.
by Dong Jr. December 21, 2023
a sexual act involving several Jewish men (usually connect via Craigslist) and a bowling alley that typically results in a mess.
by NAMSARK July 23, 2019