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Hydro Surge

That extra umph in your piss when you sneeze symultaneously
I just got piss all over my walls! Damn you hydro surge!
by Tyloess August 6, 2011
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hydro-anal

To shove a water hose from a fire truck up your asshole as far as it will fit, turn it on and let the water pressure fuck you until you are ripped completely in half.
Yo I just did some hydro-anal with that hoe last night, you know the one, and I think she actually fuckin died my dude.
by nh420trumperetyeetboi February 20, 2018
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Hydro Pump

When your girls giving you head and when your about to finish, she sticks her finger in your asshole so you shoot like a fire hydrant.
Boy: "Last night I was getting head and she made me hydro pump."
Friend: "I WANT HER TO MAKE ME HYDRO PUMP!!!!"
by Jamie hell December 11, 2016
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Hydro Flask

A water bottle that is beloved by the most annoying white bitches (vsco girl), and always carries it around with dear life saying SKSKSKS 24/7 and purposely drops it and says "and I oop-". These annoying fucktard bitches always cover the hydro flask with scrunchies and annoying stickers.
Regular person:"Hey what's up?"
Annoying white bitch:"OMG I just got my 8th hydro flask! I broke the other 7 by dropping them too much! SKSKSKS (purposely drops it) And I oop-SKSKSKSKS"
Regular person:"shut the fuck up"
by Amos @vwolgast2 September 11, 2019
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hydro wein

When the male genitalia is exposed to water for an extended periods of time; the penis becomes flaccid and very susceptible to damage.
Ever since I joined the swim team I ha e the worst hydro wein.
by Ellio's Pizza January 4, 2017
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Hydro's

Slang term for Hydromorphone - a very potent opiod painkiller that commonly is used for recreational purposes
Got any Hydro's on you?
by Xx Francis Crick Xx June 13, 2018
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Hydro-Dynamic Spatula

The Hydro-dynamic spatula is a spatula with port and starboard attachments and turbo drive. It appears in the episodes "Help Wanted" and "Sharks vs. Pods" and in the music video "Thank Gosh It's Monday." It also appears in the online game Anchovy Feeding Frenzy.

It has a normal spatula as a base but has two other spatulas attached to either side of it. Therefore, it is like a fork of three spatulas. There is a black stalk or areal on the top with a red L.E.D. light on top of that which flashes.

It has two known abilities: propelling the user skywards and having multiple spatula heads. Said multiple spatula heads enable the user to cook patties quicker and more efficiently.
"One hydro-dynamic spatula with port-and-starboard attachments, and let's not forget the turbo drive!" - Spongebob
by Cum-Rad July 9, 2019
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