Norwegian Fire Hydrant

When just the head of your erect penis pokes out of the bubbles in a bath, resembling a fire hydrant protruding from deep snow.

She asked me for a dick pic so I responded with a photo of the good ol' Norwegian Fire Hydrant.

by cumbeast26 October 17, 2022

Fire Hydrant Syndrome

The feeling you get when you see an ex with someone else. You really don't want them back but they are like a fire hydrant and you are seeing someone else piss on your fire hydrant. Which enrages you and makes you want to piss on that fire hydrant again.

I found Jake kissing Amanda. Damn Fire Hydrant Syndrome!

by Gothzilla November 16, 2010

utah fire hydrant

the act of putting icy hot on your penis and at first it feels like its on fire then the icy part kicks in and its the best feeling in the world.

tessa gave brek a utah fire hydrant

by killemkrew3 April 6, 2011

kick the fire hydrant

the game of kicking a fire hydrant

step 1.) go outside and locate a fire hydrant
step 2.) kick the fire hydrant
step 3.) repeat step 2 until satisfied

by SirStephen February 8, 2012

Fire Hydrant

The act of vomiting and shitting at the same time, as a result of seeing or tasting something disgusting.

Her pussy smelled so fucking bad, I just did a fire hydrant right there.

by king bizzallz January 2, 2004

Hydrangea Cookie

A literal lesbian. Pomegranates gf

"Hydrangea Cookie is Pomes gf. Nothing less, nothing more"

by I_LOVE_HYDRANGEA March 27, 2022

fire hydrant

fire hydrant: multiple meanings;
a) to use a penis enlarging pump to make your penis turn large,swollen and red to resemble a fire hydrant.
b) peeing on a red headed girl

"so i went to the sex store with lindsay lohan. needless to say, i had a double fire hydrant experience last night. freaky friday!"

by miguelacutty June 9, 2007