hulu and commit

antonym of "netflix and chill", where one person proposes to another person to marry with hulu in the background at the wedding.

Guy: "Allison, will you take this to the next level and hulu and commit with me?
Girl: "Oh yes Adam, I will! I am ready to move on from netflix and chilling with all these guys"
Guy: "I thought I was the only guy..?"
Girl: "Um.."

by miniviking December 1, 2015

hulkgasam

When a girl has a orgasm and punches you in the face.
Or when a girl has a orgasam and beats the shit out of you.

Russia : Skinny Pete what happened to u?
Skinny Pete: the girl I was with had a hulkgasam.
Russia: damn.

by Liberty Princess February 28, 2016

Hulu and Screw

When you're too poor to afford netflix so you use hulu with your bae

Guy: My netflix subscription is gone...so, Hulu and Screw?

Girl: As long as i get fucked while watching Twilight I'm in.

by MrShitInYourHouse774 March 30, 2016

hulu and chill

Just like Netflix and chill but with hulu

Hey you wanna come over and watch hulu and chill

by 420snortin October 25, 2015

hulued

n. to watch a television program on Hulu

He hulued the Super Bowl commercials so he wouldn't be subjected to watching the game.

by modernfellow February 7, 2010

hulu and commit

When you find a person you plan to stay with and binge watch a series together till your eyes hurt. Just one more season, sleep is for the weak.

We have a lot to catch up on let's just hulu and commit tonight dear....

by Darkceltic December 4, 2015

hulu and commitment

As opposed to the casual nature of "netflix and chill," "hulu and commitment" is a modern marriage proposal, and the suggestion should be accompanied by a ring. A plastic ring from a gumball machine is sufficient.

A: We've been netflix and chillin' for the past two years, and I want to know if you're ready to hulu and commitment with me? (presents plastic eyeball ring)
B: ZOMG, WTF?!?!?!?! Word!

by Xenu2001 January 10, 2016