Candle Huffing

The annoying act of smelling every candle in a retail outlet that sells candles, including Yankee Candle, BB&B, Cracker Barrel, Bath & Body Works, and others.

Girl: Let's go to the mall.
Guy: I can't.
Girl: Why?
Guy: I went to Yankee Candle last week and got kicked out for Candle Huffing.
Girl: You're a douchebag.
Guy: But Napa Valley Harvest smells so good. And Clean Cotton smells like new towels.

by Hogie1975 July 8, 2011

Ear Huffing

Listening to people's conversations

He left his window open to do some ear Huffing on his in-laws.

by SassyB October 4, 2022

Huffing the taint

When you are so close to finding an answer but you're not there yet. You are so close to the answer that you can taste it.

On my final guess of today's Wordle, I was missing one letter. I tell ya, I was huffing the taint on that one.

by the_rat_guzzler September 25, 2025

huf

A scruffy man, often homeless, typically seen sleeping on park benches or lingering in public spaces.

That bench is taken — a huf was there all night.”

by Dashthebash December 19, 2025

huffing cheese

Someone that constantly smells or sniffs cheese

That girl over there is always huffing cheese

by CheeseHuffer February 24, 2024