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kobe horton

A man with a big dick and makes the ladies sausage wallet moist.
Goes by the code name cool737
by Ouchymybumbum June 3, 2017
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The John Horton

A man with a beard of fire that will knuckle fuck your cocksucker into oblivion. He will claim your woman with his absolutely average penis
The John Horton knuckle fucked my cocksucker and fucked my wife
by Longishdong August 11, 2021
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horton

1. Horton (noun)is derived from the Argentinean slang word orto, meaning ass.
2. It can also represent an angry and boisterous person.
3. It can also be employed not for its definition but because of its euphonic pronunciation. It is employed in many contexts.
4. Names or surnames related to this word are purely coincidental, and are not in any way tied.
5.Females that belong to horton qualities but also deserve to be insulted are called whoretons.
1. a. He has a very large horton.
b. what a horton!
2. He is such a horton!
3. Oh, horton.
by MartinDasso April 4, 2009
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Phoenix Horton

He was born to a twelve fingered Man and a woman of fire red hair. Some people consider him A God not The God. He also invented the Question Mark. He will Start the next American Revolution in the year 2012.
Phoenix Horton rules the middle world.
Phoenix Horton is a revolutionary god that I worship
by Tony Pizgatti January 14, 2008
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Horton

Master of maths homework, father of a lanky, socially awkward, oriental child who can’t play badminton.
“Horton got me an A on my maths homework” said Adam
by Dongle McIrish April 27, 2019
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carter horton

A man who gives someone a rimjob after a blumpkin
I gave conner a Carter Horton last night
by Greasy Grady May 20, 2014
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horton high school

horton high school is a huge modern school put overtop of some poor man's orchard, on top of a hill in the middle of nowhere. The magority of freshman girls suffer from BBBS (bottle blond bitch syndrome) and wear knockoff boots and have fake Louis Vuittons...and 99% of freshman guys have yet to hit puberty.
The sophmores are divided into several categories and sub categories, since 2 feeder schools dump new students into grade 10 each year. There are hippies, skaters, druggie-skaters, druggies, wannabe skater-esque people, grubs, jocks, popular preps, preps, preps who want to be rebels,and of course the nerds.
The sophmores girls are mostly all bitches obsessed with ugly Ugg boots and being skanky and wearing american eagle. The guys are very into themselves and strut around as if they own the place.
The seniors for the most part are a group of well rounded interesting people. They have gone through the stages of Horton Development, they know who they are, what they want to be, they don't care about status and they'll let you go and smoke pot with them at lunch, if you're lucky.
Person: "whoa, horton high school fucking sucks"
Me: "Yeah, tell me something i Dont know"
by blah fuck that January 21, 2005
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