Howie Sandwich

Whatever sexual innuendo grosses you out the most is your "Howie Sandwich". It's that one spectacularly disgusting sexual reference that has been burned into your brain in a way that you are never the same person again. It's a sexual innuendo that is so crazy and odd that you won't ever forget it - even though normal people would pretty much give anything if they could forget it. Discovering the next "Howie Sandwich" is a game only the bravest perverts will play. It's the perfect phrase to describe what your favorite dirty minded friend would like for dinner. The phrase is derived from the mental image obtained when "Howie" is sandwiched between two broads.

Go home with that fucktard? Are you kidding me? Who knows what he'll do to me! He's a Howie Sandwich!

by Shannon Maynard May 24, 2018

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Howie Dawson

A deaf, anorexic, pussy who looks like a fish head on a stick

That faggit is such a Howie Dawson

by The big lad 1234554321 February 26, 2018

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howie-gay

Howie-gay is a crazy ass girl! Her energy is unmatched and she has one of the best vibes ever! She does the craziest things at the most unexpected times. She's a great friend and in relationships she's the most loyal. When she falls she falls hard and she'll love you as long as you love her back and treat her like the queen she is. Howie-gay is one of the best persons that will ever be in your life and she cannot be replaced! Get you a Howie-gay and you'll always have joy in your life!

"I need a Howie-gay right now, I'm feeling so sad"

by Toonziesss November 22, 2021

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Howie Tse

Howie Tse is a chill individual. He likes to cook steak for 4 hours and say that he'll back to play games in 10 mins, and proceed to take 4 hours. And then when he comes and everyone confronts him, he just goes like "broo, i gotta cook it, and then i gotta enjoy it dude. We didn't just eat steak, we made corn and potatoes." He then proceeds to play videogames until 5 am, and anytime he's close to dying he'll make this guttural sound that sounds like "aour aour aour". If he dies, he'll be like "bruh what da fuck" but if he somehow arises from the situation unscathed, he will go "see bro im too shnasty dude". He also likes to smoke weed and will not shut the fuck up about watching RRR. He won't stop talking about it until he shows his friends scenes from the movie and then he'll see his friends not give any reaction and will just be like "ok." Then, every once in a while his dad will open the door to his mancave and whistle before going "howa". Also everytime you walk into his house you hear a faint, "aaaahhhhh eeeheh oooohhh eeehh youruueraufbhaeahhhhhhhhh ahhh ehhh eeeehh oohhhh" that's on loop for 24 hours.

Person1: "Yo what's good Howie Tse?"
Howie Tse: "AOUR AOUR AOUR, no fckin way dude i just died bruh das crazyyy anyway go watch RRR ya hurd"
Person1: "Ai nevermind bruh."

by badussy2.0 September 26, 2022

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Howie Mandel

A celebrity that doesn't respond to live comments unless they are "paid" comments aka "Super Chat".

Podcast Fan: i really hope that Howie Mandel acknowledges one of my numerous comments during when he goes live...

Celebrity(POS): shoutout to moneybags1206, happy birthday to brownnoser553, hey there sphincterboy227...all of which have given money along with their comments

by anonymous January 25, 2024

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hungry howie

One who aimlessly performs cunnilingus on random strippers who have persuaded him into the "champagne room." This fool actually pays a stripper to pleasure her. Later, after several drinks, he becomes very angry and takes a taxi home by himself.

Chet: You know, there actually IS sex in the champagne room.
Biff: How do you know?
Chet: Because Hungry Howie over there just paid a stripper to eat her out.
Biff: Is that why he has herpes bumps on his lips?

by kokodiablo January 5, 2005

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