Howard Tag

A phrase that triggers PE teachers.

Wanna play Howard Tag?

by Cy O'Hare March 10, 2017

Howard's kids

The term used to describe undesirable persons born in Australia after 2002 to dead shit bogan parents who bred just to get the $3k-$5k baby bonus introduced by the Howard Government.

The crime rate in Australia is beginning to spike as Howard's kids come of criminal age and you 'aint seen nothing yet!

by KindExtremist July 31, 2019

Mistress Howard

When a friend comes over with a large desire to act as a drag queen, they are said to be channeling the spirit of "Mistress Howard" a drag queen from the 70's.

"Oh sweetie! You do look fabulous!"

"Dude, you've totally gone Mistress Howard on us."

"DO I!"

by Vogoins July 25, 2008

Kieran Mackaye Howard

The hottest hotty bad boy, gets all the girls.

Kieran Mackaye Howard has 36 different girlfriends, a girlfriend army per se.

by mustardman11 January 23, 2023

Howarth

The action of prematurely jizzing your pants, causing disappointment for any awaiting females and great embarrassment for the male.

I was about to get down and dirty but then i did a Howarth.

I scored a stunning free kick today but then i did a Howarth.

by mopmuffin May 30, 2009

Howardism

A "cult" made up by a group of high school kids as a way to appreciate a teacher. While their methods of appreciating said teacher might be a little bit strange, they have good intentions. Mr. Said Teacher, you know who you are, just know that these kids, including myself, think you're a pretty cool dude. Teachers don't often get appreciated, and are often taken for granted, so the creators of the cult wanted you to know that they, even though most are failing your class and could be doing better things with their time, such as trying to pass your class, think that your a great teacher, myself included. Mr. Said Teacher, if you are reading this, WE APPREICIATE YOUR EXISTANCE.

Mr. Said Teacher: You know you're failing my class right?
Over caffeinated and sleep deprived kids: Yeah, but Howardism is our way of showing you we think your a cool dude.
Mr. Said Teacher: You still have a 17% in my class.

by -phg- December 8, 2019

Howard University

The REAL HU (of HBCU's, big up's to Harvard), founded in 1867.
Prestigious Historically Black University.
Home of the Famous "Homecoming at Howard".
"The Fashion Show", "The Mecca", "Chocolate City", "The Hilltop"
Excellent place of study for those in favor of the uplifting of fellow black people, and place of preparation for excellence in the real world, as well as grassroots in the nation's capital for matchless career opportunities.
Often hated on by those jealous at HIU, aka Hampton University.

"Anyone would be lucky to receive an education at Howard University."

by E.Jordan HU2012 January 29, 2009