how to become a liberal

I figured out how to be a liberal by reading this stuff. Here’s the trick.

1. Make outrageous claims.

2. Don’t attempt to back up said claims with any kind of evidence.

3. Don’t offer any type of specific solutions to anything, only speak in generalities (again without evidence).

4. Label any criticism of your ideas (or lack thereof) as bigoted, racist, fascist, hateful, out of bounds, no fairsies, or do-over.

5. Blame failure to get elected on the things in #4.

I wrote the page on how to become a liberal

by Fuck michael moore July 9, 2006

How many beans make 5

British term. A shibboleth designed to establish whether a person had learned nonsense rhyme "one bean ,two bean,a bean and a half and half a bean" from his Nanny and thereby establish upper or upper middle class origins.

" That fellow isn't our sort at all ,he doesn't even know how many beans make 5"

by Thorhalland October 18, 2008

How many beans make 5

Seedy sex game played in the bars of Pattaya, where a man guesses the age of a woman based on the view of her clitoris. Played as a best of 5.

Hey, fancy joining me at Noncerama for a game of "how many beans make 5"?

by fen riss August 22, 2011

How to beat the game

How to officially beat the game is to blurt it out during coitus making both people losing during such an act cancels the loss out

Jim: Hey frank guess what?

Frank: what?

Jim: The game haha you lost

Frank: doesn't work on me I beat the game
Jim: that's not possible how did you beat the game
Frank: I said it during sex

How to beat the game

by Uwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwu January 2, 2021

how to become like ya cut g

slap someone's head when they get cut up

how to become like ya cut g: "like ya cut g" "ouch why would you slap me"

by someguyonwifi December 6, 2021

How Naruto became the god of anime

How Naruto became the god of anime.This state is indicated with Naruto's pupils consisting of a Sharingan with horizontal toad-slits, and there is pigmentation around his eyes that would signify the standard Sage Mode. Directly after absorbing Hagoromo Ōtsutsuki's powers, Naruto's eyes are yellow This mode increases the user's physical parameters well above that of Six Paths Sage Mode and baryon mode ,as Naruto was able to Obtain Truth-Seeking Balls before entering Pure sage Mode . As a heightened state of Sage Mode, Naruto's jutsu are augmented with larger amounts of natural energy to make them stronger. With the power he took Hagoromo, Naruto gains a masterful grasp of chakra and the ability to comprehend all universal things. His sensing ability also rises to the point where he can sense the Whole universe

How Naruto became the god of anime

by Racest god eater 9000 June 10, 2022

how ya been

Short for "how have you been?"

Person 1: Ayo bro how ya been?
Person 2: Not bad at all!

by Arxify December 9, 2022