photosexual

A person who likes to take pictures of themself and post them on social media to show off.

Peter is such a photosexual! Did you see how many pictures He posted from his vacation?

by simply word May 10, 2021

Your Family Reunion is a Homosexual Communion

A statement so powerful it rips apart our dimension and jams it back together again in a mismatched manner destroying us all.

Ur mom gay. No u! Well your family reunion is a homosexual communion!
*screeches in pain as the world shreds itself*

by jiblord2003 May 16, 2018

homosexual

a person whose sexual preference is members of the same sex. Male homosexuals are usually referred to as gays, and females as lesbians. Homosexuality is not a perversion or a disease, but merely an aspect of sexuality that has been around for thousands of years.

Why are so many people homophobic? Homosexuals are great! Men should like gays since they remove twice as many men and no women from the dating pool, and lesbians, since they apparently give them something to watch; vice versa for women. Not only that, but homosexuals by default don't add to the already grossly swollen human population...

by celebrate UNITY May 13, 2003

Holosexual

When someone really like holo aka holographic (the stuff that changes color when you move it around )

"Look at all their all their holo nail polish,they must be holosexual"

by I💙holo July 17, 2016

Flawless Homosexuals

One Direction

Flawless + gayness

=Flawless Homosexuals
=Harry
=Louis
=Liam
=Niall
=Zayn

by 1d_homosexuals November 14, 2012

Motosexual

A person who shows symptoms of obsessive compulsive disorder and deviant sexual behavior in relation to motorcycling. Symptoms usually persist for up to 6 months at a time (or however long the riding season lasts) but may persist indefinitely. Symptoms may include the following:
-Excessive thoughts about motorcycles, motorcycling and related material
-Disproportionate spending of income on motorcycle related items including but not limited to: new motorcycles, safety gear, performance parts, non-performance parts, race tickets, track days, premium gas, books, videos etc.
-Aimless wandering while on a motorcycle
-Losing track of time while on a motorcycle
-Physical symptoms of withdrawal during long absences of riding

In addition to these motosexuals will also forgo food and/or sex in favor of "quality time' with their motorcycle and often transcend into deviant sexual behavior including but not limited to the following:
-Sexual thoughts and behaviors involving the use of a motorcycle
-Association of motorcycle related items with sex
-Fetishes involving the use of gear such as helmets, gloves, jackets and boots
-Fetishes involving any number of fluids used in motorcycle maintenance especially those in which the fluid is a type of lubricant

Motosexuals are unique in that they are aware of their condition and even pleased by it. Despite the fact that being a motosexual may have an adverse impact on health, family life, work and social life most motosexuals do not seek treatment.

Last week Joe developed motosexual tendencies and blew off Sunday football to go to the mountains on his motorcycle.

by Mel@NCS December 7, 2007

holosexual

holosexual = when someone is obsessed with holographic things / colour shifting rainbows

for E.G =

person 1 = omg look
person 2 = what
person 1 = that person has so much holo/holographic things on there shelf!
person 2 = that person must be a holosexual!
( find out what holo looks like by watching Simply Nailogical ( Cristine ) from youtube.

by Vietnam+English/Kiwi=BadAss March 22, 2017