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Hot Chocolate Friend

a hot chocolate friendship. good for cold months, but maybe not perfect for all seasons.

-you need friends. even hot chocolate friends. especially when your life goes to shit.
"She/he was my hot chocolate friend. When it was cold it was comforting. When it was warm they were just not there anymore."
by lilpoof April 23, 2017
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Hot chocolate

The process of seeing a hot black person and uncontrollably nutting
"Hey look at that black chick, I think some hot chocolate is in my pants now"
by Dicknutter September 29, 2017
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Dutch Hot Chocolate

To shit in a blender, blend on high setting, warm in microwave, season to taste, garnish with a sprig of mint and serve piping hot to a loved one.
"Hey dennis, my mother in law is coming around, would you mind wipping us up a few dutch hot chocolates?" "oh, and i wont forget the mint audrey!"
by Lift Ops January 11, 2010
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The act of placing the anus near a partner's face or body, and then proceeding to defecate diarrhea over said participant for sexual stimulation. This may be enhanced by varying the diet of the chocolate shower giver to ensure a good spread of faeces rather than a concentrated lump
Mac - "Gee, I'd wanna try something different tonight, do you fancy giving me an Eaton Bray Hot Chocolate Shower"
Dutch - "Would love to, had chilli last night and I need to bust my gut somewhere - may as well be into your face"
by Dutch MacBilly III September 16, 2009
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Hot Chocolate

A form of anal sex, hot cum mixed with poop, therefor hot chocolate.
"there is lots of hot chocolate on my cock"
by DrumtastickMackay October 20, 2008
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hot chocolate

when you sweat profusely from the butthole and have a little left over doo-doo from the last time you dropped your kids at the pool
"mAn after having nasty butt sex trick ass bitches get hot chocolate.
by Lemony Petaphile June 3, 2008
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tijuana hot chocolate

when after anal sex with a Mexican whore, she immdiately has diarhea
That whore served up a tijuana hot chocolate immediately after I came
by humbeing January 2, 2010
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