Horse face 

When a person has a long narrow face with bugly eyes and big teeth.

This person is also known to be a slut and have low self-esteem. Will hang on to any person who shows the smallest bit of attention. Loves the attention whether good or bad.

Harold: whoa, that chick has a horse face!

Ken: Yep, that's Yana shes a total slut

Harold: she straight-up belongs on a farm

Ken: Yep, with her dick breath and jackd clothes - bitch dresses like shes still livin with mom&dad.

Horse face by circleback4u March 30, 2010

Hoeface

Slang for BFF or Best friends Forever

Also a best friend thats "a little too close"

Dylan: Hey whats up?

Nichole: Wanna be my hoeface?

Dylan: sure!!!

Nichole: BFF!!!!

Hoeface by Thunder Sampson August 20, 2009

hoeface baboon 

a bitch who is a hoe and looks like a baboon

emily shopland

hoeface baboon by kyle richards April 3, 2003

horsefuck 

The act of intruding into the personal affairs and expectations of another individual to a very high degree; resulting in some really fucked up shit. Commonly used by governments, lawyers, angry spouses, and insurance companies.

I'm getting horsefucked by that bloody bitch claims adjuster,because she won't include pain and suffering in my insurance claim. Cleetus and Billy Bob got theirs straightened out, I wonder how the other 47 passengers of the bus are doin' with their phony whiplash claims...hmmmm.

horsefuck by Phil McCaverty December 12, 2003

horse face 

One of the many cruel labels that fall on butt ugly people with ridiculously long faces and large, gummy buckteeth.

horse face was lured into a false sense of security by way of a dangling carrot.

horse face by decepti_kun April 3, 2006

horsewater 

when dogwater and ricewater isnt even enough to describe how trash you are at a game

ur horsewater at this game dude cba

horsewater by thebigsholngguyPP February 25, 2021

horse face 

A woman who looks like Chelsea Clinton.

Look at that horse face over there. Looks like Hillary's spawn.

horse face by Cap'n Bullmoose April 21, 2005