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Put Horse Cock Here

I'm literally just making this so I can buy a mask that says it
plz put horse cock here uwu
by ballslapper69 December 9, 2020
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Horse like cock

Someone who’s cock resembles a horses and is able to trip over it if not contained and looked after properly
Amelia Thomson has a horse like cock
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Shit soandis horse cock ha Qmsvx

When your eating takis and you try getting the crumbs out of the bottom so you tilt the bag into your mouth and get the dust in your eye.
These ( cough) takis are really good. Shit soandis horse cock ha Qmsvx
by The real nibgas September 20, 2018
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Horse Cock

A big 11 pound cock that when it hits you, you will fucking die.
Dude1: Man, this horse is really pretty
Dude2: Ya, his cock is absolutely massive, it is like 11 pounds!!

A big 11 pound horse cock
by SarcasticBean March 4, 2021
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Horse cock

A big massive dick that deserves to be in a museum , Horse cocks don't typically fit in normal boxers and they have to have special ones made for their big penis, normally these are given to the men who did stuff right in their past life, and they often make jokes about having a small dick or they don't get offended by them.
He sent me a picture of it last night he has such a horse cock
by ILOVEHORSECOCKS May 2, 2023
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Year of the Horse Cock

2014 The year of the horse cock! Jarmer says he’s doing it on his own
What year is it? Why it’s 2014… the year of the horse cock Todd J says I’m doing it on my own.
by Rawdog77 March 14, 2025
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