Horizontal Hokey Pokey

The act of or engaging in Sex.

"I walked into my house and i could tell my parents were doing some c-razzzzzy horizontal hokey pokey!"

by lauRgasm April 25, 2005

Horrential

Very heavy rainfall, more than Torrential, in fact quite horrific!

"Somehow we made it home through the horrential rain storm".

by Osmodia December 20, 2008

Horizontal F

During a threesome, usually with 2 girls & 1 guy, the girl with the biggest breasts lies down (Girl A), the guy proceeds to tittyfuck her, while Girl B lowers herself onto to Girl A's mouth to be pleasured by her orally.
This can also be transformed into a Horizontal P if the two ontop decide to connect.

Literally a Horizontal F
Dick to Tit & Teeth to Clit

by spct March 8, 2010

Horizontal Cha cha

Making love but lying down.

Me and Peggy did the old horizontal Cha Cha last night.

by Stupid scotsman August 10, 2016

Orientalist

Someone, usually Caucasian, but not always, who is very interested in the various cultures of Asia, commonly known as the Orient,
such as languages, writing systems, traditions & architecture.
The orientalist may study to an extreme to amass as much knowledge about Asia as they can.

Some people may call me an Orientalist, but I would refute that assumption.

by Princess Michiru Kaiou March 2, 2009

oriental beef

a dispute which involves chinese or south-east asian people. Also the act of starting such dispute with said folks. Comes from the name of a popular flavor of ramen noodles

Dude, he pissed off the black dragon triads? serious oriental beef, man...

by maks May 10, 2004

Horizontally Inclined

The politically correct way to that someone is fat.

Newsanchor: And with the recent release of Dunkin Donuts new chain of resturants, there will definitly be a drastic increase in the number of Horizontally Inclined people.

by Leetpwnstar May 7, 2008