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Hoarder

(Adj) A word that describes anyone that feels the need to find, collect, keep, pack ANY and EVERYTHING becasue they do not know how to throw things away.

A nicely put word than Pack Rat.

These people tend to collect soo much stuff, whether it be diapers, books, poop, shoes, clothes, or hair samples that it gets very over bearing and the items in turn tend to run their life to where they don't know what to do with themselves.
Michelle: Hello? Gary? are you there?
Gary: Hey, i'm over behind the stack of newspapers and to the left of last nights food collection.

Boy: Dang Girl! How many shoes do you have up in this closet?
Girl: Oh I only have12 here, you should see my garage, I have about 300 there, but don't worry they are all in boxes.
Boy: Girl you're a hoarder of shoes.
by shawtyWanardy December 2, 2010
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Donut Holder

(n.) A cop's penis.
Girl 1: Why do cops love donuts so much?
Girl 2: It's pretty obvious. Their dicks fit perfectly inside them. Fuckin' donut holders!
by Ankylosaurus February 25, 2010
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harder than a weed wacker on a Thursday

Usually when someone is working very hard or when they tell a terrible joke and your being sarcastic that their joke is good
Guy 1- hey bro guess what
Guy 2- what
Guy 1-what is fat and goes bump at night
Guy 2-idk what
Guy 1-Ur mom!
Guy 2- wow that joke slapped harder than a weed wacker on a Thursday
by Big brain today November 12, 2020
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battery hoarder

Someone who goes to great lengths to preserve battery life on a mobile device such as a tablet or smartphone. Often they have their brightness extremely low and always clear multitasking
Will, I can't even see your screen it's so dim, you're such a battery hoarder
by cesamos November 19, 2014
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Hood Rat Herder

Tyrone asked the neighborhood Hood Rat Herder to gather some females for the party.
by B&C666 November 18, 2011
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horseradish

A the formal expression for saying bullshit, in settings where saying bullshit, would be considered unacceptable bullshit.
Your theory is utter horseradish!
by pc.wiz.tt December 5, 2017
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Harder Daddy

When a male or males aren't fucking the other person hard enough the person getting fuckes will yell "harder daddy" and get fucked extremely hard.
Harder daddy~ a-ahh!! O-ooh g-god!! Ahhhhnnn!!! H-harder daddy~~!!
by Animepathic July 22, 2017
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