When you are showering with a girl and you get out to shit. While you shit, she leans over from the shower and gives you a blumpkin while you sit on the toilet, and she remains in the shower.
Winston: Did you hear what Jayde did to Jamal?
Chaps: Na bro, what happened?
Winston: She gave him a hoover!
Chaps: Na bro, what happened?
Winston: She gave him a hoover!
by Charlie Chaplinass November 3, 2011
Get the Hoover mug.To hoover is to illegaly and dishonestly partake of another partygoers beverage because a)> you have no money to buy your own, b), tha thrill gives you an extra sexual frisson. techniques include asking a stranger what time the club you are in closes for the night, and as he thinks he might have made a new friend and begins to explain, you, or your "wingman", surreptitiously steal his/her drink and casually exit without the victim being aware said act has been performed
"I got so many hoovers last night, at least 20"
"only because I was your wingman"
"yeah you were like the red baron"
"want to go to subway"
{pause}
"yeah ok"
"only because I was your wingman"
"yeah you were like the red baron"
"want to go to subway"
{pause}
"yeah ok"
by ILOVEFT's October 8, 2009
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A verb describing a sexual act in which a man ejaculates inside the anus of a man or woman, and slurps it out with a straw.
by HooveringHoover January 9, 2012
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A blockage in the rectum which causes general discomfort and sometimes constipation. The blockage is composed of hardened semen and in extreme cases a semen and excrement compound.
A blockage in the rectum which causes general discomfort and sometimes constipation. The blockage is composed of hardened semen and in extreme cases a semen and excrement compound.
I gave you a hoover too so you’ll be more sympathetic when your mother sends you out for Ex-Lax later.
by Leopold Cheeks September 8, 2012
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Larry stop being a Hoover and eating all the snacks.
The board meeting president really was a regular Hoover creating that logjam about whether or not to allow the Beaver population to dam up the river.
Hoover is stuck under the couch
The board meeting president really was a regular Hoover creating that logjam about whether or not to allow the Beaver population to dam up the river.
Hoover is stuck under the couch
by RuthBaderGinBucketsBurg October 11, 2018
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