hoopty

cheap, beat up car - originated with a dude named hoopty in dc who ran a used car lot. lots of young dudes there got their first car (cheap and beat up) from hoopty

by Anonymous July 9, 2003

Homopotamus

To describe an obese gay person

"Can you hear that gay fatty talking?"

"You mean can I hear the Homopotamus' mating call?"

by Jordan852863 September 21, 2007

Hoopty

A busted-ass gas-guzzling automobile. A big, old, rusty motherfucker that resembles a loud rusty 4-wheeled version of the fuckin "Love Boat" coming around a corner. Usually occupied by a bunch of wannabe gangsta's.

Busta #1: I'll sell you my hoopty for 5 dollars.
Busta #2: $5 for that bucket?!

by O.G. WILLAKER February 9, 2005

hoopty

An enormous boat of a vehicle usually sported by ghetto queens or hick adolescents. Almost always appears in lime or puke green, although bondo is my favorite look. The lack of power steering makes this dinosaur turn like a son of a gun! When seen in ghetto queen fashion, add 8-12 kids piled in every square foot of this gentle giant.

Known for incredibly loud mufflers... if any.

" Is big momma back from da' store with my hoopty?"

"Nice hoopty... Josh"

by Saysitlikeitis March 18, 2004

hooptie

Any car that has been pimped out at the Wal*Mart high school car section. Such enhancements might include but are not limited to the following: a peeling do-it-yourself tint job, chain links around the license plate, plastic hubcaps (4.99 when they've been rolled back), racing pads covering the seatbelts, excessive use of window decals, a sound system right out of the Wal*Mart electronics section, an overly aggressive after market spoiler.

Look at Freshman Dave rollin' in his hooptie to the pep rally.

by Neil August 7, 2003

hoopty

any vehicle that is in such bad shape that it defies all laws of physics that it even is operable. When taken to the quickie oil change place, the manager tells you to keep the oil and change the car!

Hey Larry, you still drivin' that hoopty?

by bamacuda June 30, 2008

Alabama hotpot

During sexual intercouse, either pre-planned or an impromtu act of passion,the male lays a massive turd into the pussy. Either directly or through a medium; but either way the poo goes into the vagina. The male then proceeds to continue penetrating the vagina, with the turd in situ.

'Last night got messy, when she wasn't watching I gave that bitch an Alabama hotpot'

'I had to wash my sheets this morning, i took my girlfriend alabama, she ordered the local special; an alabama hot pot'

by Theicebergmerchant February 19, 2009