hoop-d

A car in the ghetto which the rims are worth more than the car itself.

A car that has been totally trashed, but the rims look brand new.

"Hey dear, look at that hoop-d over there."

by TylerC. June 14, 2008

Hoop-Deeja Vu

Hoop-deeja vu is essentially deja vu with cars, usually beat up, trashy, ghetto, rusted out, rolling pieces of shit, a.k.a. a Hoop-dee, hoopty, or hooptie, or any generally recognizable car or driver.

Homie 1: "Yo, mane, I just seen some crazy shit."
Homie 2: "Yo, what happened, homie?"
Homie 1: "Bru, I just seen a busted ass hoop-dee roll by and then another one of them mutha fuckas that looked just like that shit went by after that. Shit was trippy, mane."
Homie 2: Word, damn, that's some major "hoop-deeja vu" right there, homie.
Homie 1: Mos def.

by CaCaCaCondomBreaker September 12, 2013

hoop head

a hardcore basketball fan.
(s)he may always be seen watching college basketball, nba or even wnba and may also play professionally, recreationally, for school or junior leagues and may coach the sport.

No one watches the WNBA unless you're a hardcore hoop head

by dIzZiE713 December 25, 2018

hoop wax

Hoop wax is a real term which denotes the hot waxing of ones asshole hairs. Ususally given by a gay guy.

I cannot eat out your asshole because you didn't get your hoop wax this month.

by Mike Kris October 23, 2004

hoop dreams

A term used in the hood by individuals living in near poverty levels, hoping one day to make it all the way to the NBA and leave the hood even though it's extremely unlikely.

Tyrone has been having hoop dreams since he was a kid.

by blue7171 June 25, 2016

hoop up

also see break it down; hoop (it) up is another term for giving something to someone.

ex. Yo Hoop up the pussy bitch, or im gone

by thisguyyo May 11, 2006

Hoop Jones

The name of an arcade coin-op basketball game wherein you play as a b-ball up and comer (Jones), practicing his jump shot on moving basketball nets. The game is found in many bars, often part of game compilation machines (such as a Max2000).

Guy 1: It's takin forever for our food to get here.
Guy 2: Lets go play Hoop Jones.
Guy 1: Excellent idea.

by Hoop Jones July 8, 2005