Hooty

I very underrated bird-tube creature from the also criminally underrated tv series, the owl house.

There is no beginning, no end, there is only HOOTY!

Hooty hoot hOOT HOOT!

I swear someday I will kill that bird tube. Hooty? right?

mm-mm Delicious Knowledge is a quote Hooty says

by C h o r a January 28, 2021

Brown Hoody

When the condom gets lodged in the anus during pullout, partially exposing the condom and it's exterior and interior contents to the elements

Did you hear about Baby Brett's first time with Lolo? IT was good until the end, which resulted in a brown hoody.

by Lolo and Baby Brett January 15, 2015

hoofer

A tap dancer from N.Y.C mostly. Usually the best tappers around.

"Did you see that boy dance?!!! That boy's a hoofer"
Savion Glover,Sandman Sym,Gregory Hiens,Lon Chany,Chuck Green,Busta Brown,Jimmy Slidel,Diane Walker

by Sid R. January 27, 2007

Hoofwanking Bunglecunt

An endearing term used for the current British Prime Minister.

these are some examples of the actions of what a Hoofwanker or Hoofwanking Bunglecunt gets up to!

Wholesale reorganization of the NHS which will lead to the majority of it being privatized.

Cuts to the police and the armed forces

Handing a rail contract to a German firm instead of Bombardier which is a British firm.

Attacking the disabled by paying a French company, ATOS, millions of pounds to get 9 out of 10 people off the disability allowance and on to JSA. The government denies any targets being set, but Dispatches, a program on the television a couple of weeks ago has shown this to be correct.

The closing of Surestart centers.

Cutting winter fuel payments by £100

Cutting the higher rate of tax from 50p to 45p

Abolishing EMA that the poorest relied on.

Tripling tuition fees.

by rogershulme February 14, 2014

what the hoof

abbreviated to WTH, which is a derivation from WTF (what the fnck) which came into being when it was discovered that Kate from Kate's Playground has one foot and one cloven hoof.

Used in much the same way as WTF, but more specifically when you see something weird/unexpected.

Guy1: Kate from Kate's Playground is hawt
Guy2: Look at this picture of her foot
Guy1: WHAT THE HOOF?
All: keekles

by HG January 27, 2005

hoonyak

Pertaining to any typical know it all asshole, jerk off who thinks he's more important than everything, or someone who truly believes their presence alone is one of God's gifts to the world. Possibly one of the most irritating individuals in existence.

"Dan" is such a hoonyak, no wonder he can't maintain a friendship.

by Merhoser December 26, 2006

Hooky Hamser

1) When a gentleman loves his partner very much, he demonstrates his affection by warming a bowl of mashed potato to 40 degrees celsius. He then proceeds to feed the pony with a handful of aforementioned warm potato. Should this gesture be rejected, he lovingly smears potato on his fist and hook-punches her in the growler - this is also known as an Angry Hamser.

2) Sheikh Abu Hamsa al Masri (Brap)

Melvin was out in Hemel with this older chick the other night. Upon realising he actually really liked this girl, he decided to take her back to his mum's and perform a hooky hamser on her in the garden after warming the mash.

by Kevmon May 12, 2007