Mock Honkey

When a black person imitates a white person in a stereotypical manner.

After a nice game of golf with my fellow yacht club buddies, I went to a comedy show and as I walked to my table, the African American comedian went Mock Honkey on me, making fun of how I walk!

by Big Guy JT January 10, 2009

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Honkey Whisperer

This is that one black person we all know, that is loved by all honkeys. These token bad asses can say or do almost anything and honkeys will find it amusing. You will always see at least one honkey whisperer in every large gathering of honkeys. These one of a kind wizards cast a charm that weakens the honkeys racial inhibitions. You may even see a honkey whisperer get invited to the white house! Even if they are a hardened criminal! They are magical to watch and sure to never dissappoint a honkey because one day that honkey might adopt them. ❤

There have been many famous Honkey Whisperer's over the years. A few to name would be Richard (catch yourself on fire) Pryor, Kevin (Pickaninny) Hart, Chris (you got knocked the fuck out man) Tucker, Oprah (the richest black woman in the world) Winfrey, Samuel (snakes on a plane) L. Jackson, Dave (I'm too black to be this Rich)Chapelle, Barack (Michelle's Bitch) Obama, Sammy (reverse reincarnation with kevin hart)Davis Jr., Colin (The HNIC) Powell, NWA (with ice cube and Dr dre) and many more!

by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 3, 2016

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Porch Honkey

Lazy white people that sit on the porch in rocking chairs

John look at those porch honkeys drinking pbr

by redneck101 November 20, 2013

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honkey ho

When a white woman knowingly sleeps with a black man that is married or in a relationship.

Did you hear that Tanisha called off the wedding she caught her man with a HONKEY HO

by J TIZZLE October 26, 2012

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honkey tonking

Redneck slang for going to the bar and having a good time.

"We'll go honkey tonking 'round this town" -Hank Williams Sr.

by Voneville September 7, 2005

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honkey nut

A term used in Western Australia as an alternative to "gumnut". Describes the woody nut or seed pod of the gum tree, specifically the gumnuts of the marri tree "Eucalyptus callophylla". Useful for throwing at enemies or friends and family.

Let's throw honkey nuts at the smelly kid.

by gumbyhonkey November 3, 2008

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