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don't hassel the hoff

Clever, albeit overused (in some circles) retort to anyone attempting to pour haterade on the parade of one Mr. David Hasselhoff.
Schmo: David Hasselhoff is gay/lame/can't sing or act, etc etc

Clever Retort: Hey, don't hassel the hoff! His legend just keeps growing. "Only in America" could such a person find such success. So don't hassel the hoff, baby...
by Gun Slinga! January 1, 2009
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Philly Chee Hoff

(n.) The proper nomenclature in reference to Phillip Seymour Hoffman, the greatest actor of our generation.
"Philly Chee Hoff was unforgettable in 'Boogie Nights'. He totally had me believing he would S Wahlberg's D."

"Philly Chee Hoff, the only man I'd have sex with."
by Ryan Fitz July 24, 2008
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Christina Hoff Sommers

An American author and former philosophy professor who is best known for her writings on and criticism of modern feminism. Two of her most notable books are “Who Stole Feminism?” and “The War on Boys”. She is also known for coining the terms "equity feminist" and "gender feminist." The former being about having equal legal rights between men and women, while the latter is having a gynocentric view on society, which is usually synonymous with hating men. Sommers considers herself an equity feminist and is critical of gender feminism. In 2013, she was awarded the Exceptional Merit in Media Award by the National Women's Political Caucus, founded by Gloria Steinem.

Feminists and social justice warriors have accused Sommers of being anti-feminist and a right-wing, misogynist. Sommers responded with a tweet reading; "Some critics denounce me as 'right-winger.' Fact: Former sixties flower child/socialist. Now (registered) Democrat -- with libertarian leanings.” Ironically, most of her supporters tend to identify as antifeminist or egalitarian, rather than feminist. Sommers also hosts a video blog, "The Factual Feminist," in which she discusses the latest issues involving feminism with credible sources to back up her claims. She is also a supporter of GamerGate, a group of people within the gaming industry against unethical behavior and radical beliefs being forced into the mainstream. Many have given her the nickname "Based Mom" as a sign of respect.
Christina Hoff Sommers brings up a great deal of interesting and factual information regarding feminism in modern-day society.
by spootyhead May 19, 2016
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hoff

A person that has the IQ of a donkey on drugs
You absolute hoff Luke
by qwerty hub August 6, 2020
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Hoff

a very sexy guy. ten inch shlong. funniest guy ever.
i am in love with hoff.”

“girl everyone is”
by hofflover101 July 28, 2021
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Iver Johannes Hoff

A very attractive male, who has an over average sized penis, and totally not under average. How do you even messure the average penis size, how is that possible? Iver messured once and it was very over average, at least 2mm. I think...
Wow you are so perfect, you must be an Iver Johannes Hoff!
by Iver Johannes Hoff March 10, 2022
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ho hoff

The f word that jade uses when anyone annoys her.
Joni:Jade i got your laptop

Jade: HO HOFF!
by anonymous January 29, 2024
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