The religious belief that life is divided into the two categories of Love and Luck; and that there is one chief controller of life known as "The Life Person" who supervises the decisions of the Love Dept. and Luck Dept.
The "Life Helpers" of the Love Dept. assign each person Action Points depending on their current relationship status (their steady). When one is currently going steady, the Love Dept. assigns them extensive amounts of Action Points until the end of the relationship (whether or not the Action comes from one's steady is insignificant). Mortals lacking a steady are distributed a fewer amount of Action Points. However, the Love Dept. distributes the largest portion of Points during the months of June through August. There is only a specific amounts of bonus points during this period of time, so one must be careful to use them wisely.
The Luck Dept. randomly assigns a certain amount of Luck, or Karma, to each individual. That is all.
The "Life Helpers" of the Love Dept. assign each person Action Points depending on their current relationship status (their steady). When one is currently going steady, the Love Dept. assigns them extensive amounts of Action Points until the end of the relationship (whether or not the Action comes from one's steady is insignificant). Mortals lacking a steady are distributed a fewer amount of Action Points. However, the Love Dept. distributes the largest portion of Points during the months of June through August. There is only a specific amounts of bonus points during this period of time, so one must be careful to use them wisely.
The Luck Dept. randomly assigns a certain amount of Luck, or Karma, to each individual. That is all.
"Darn, I used up all my action points, that's why I haven't met any hotties this summer! It's OK though, it's worth it to be part of the Hoben religion!!!!"
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This word is usually used when someone does not know what a lyric in a song is saying. Like for example, say your favorite song has a weird inaudible lyric in the background and you don’t know what it says. To describe this you can use the word Haballanga because no one knows what you are saying when you use haballanga! Haballanga is a great way to describe an unknown lyric because Haballanga is a weird word and if you say it quickly, people will not know what you are saying so they will think you are saying the background noise because they don’t know what it is saying. “One Dance” by drake is a good example because you have this one part of a male saying something in the background and it sounds like they are saying “...hoballanga” or that’s what my friend said anyways.
Haballanga is a very hard word to describe but the words “Lit, Yeet, lowkey, and bae” are universally understood by today’s teens and society so I think Haballanga will be too. Y’all should use “Haballanga” when you don’t know the lyrics to something or if you don’t know what a person said.
Ok yes I know I spelled hobellanga wrong. It’s spelled H-O-B-E-L-L-A-N-G-A. Sorry ppl!
This word is usually used when someone does not know what a lyric in a song is saying. Like for example, say your favorite song has a weird inaudible lyric in the background and you don’t know what it says. To describe this you can use the word Haballanga because no one knows what you are saying when you use haballanga! Haballanga is a great way to describe an unknown lyric because Haballanga is a weird word and if you say it quickly, people will not know what you are saying so they will think you are saying the background noise because they don’t know what it is saying. “One Dance” by drake is a good example because you have this one part of a male saying something in the background and it sounds like they are saying “...hoballanga” or that’s what my friend said anyways.
Haballanga is a very hard word to describe but the words “Lit, Yeet, lowkey, and bae” are universally understood by today’s teens and society so I think Haballanga will be too. Y’all should use “Haballanga” when you don’t know the lyrics to something or if you don’t know what a person said.
Ok yes I know I spelled hobellanga wrong. It’s spelled H-O-B-E-L-L-A-N-G-A. Sorry ppl!
“There’s this one part of this rap god that I have no clue what it’s saying so Haballanga is a good way to describe the lyric”
“I’m sorry, but I don’t know what you just said. It sounded a lot like you said haballanga.”
“Can you repeat that? All I heard was ‘haballanga’.”
‘One Dance lyrics by Drake’ “One more time ‘fore I go higher powers takin a hold on me (male voice lyrics in background)...
hobellanga”
“Hobellanga means a lyric that is unknown so you use this noun to replace the unknown lyrics to what they actually sound like”
“I’m sorry, but I don’t know what you just said. It sounded a lot like you said haballanga.”
“Can you repeat that? All I heard was ‘haballanga’.”
‘One Dance lyrics by Drake’ “One more time ‘fore I go higher powers takin a hold on me (male voice lyrics in background)...
hobellanga”
“Hobellanga means a lyric that is unknown so you use this noun to replace the unknown lyrics to what they actually sound like”
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Hobert is an over all great guy.He’s great with kids, loves to play video games, handsome, read books, plays (an) instrument(s), and sometimes funny.Hobert isn’t all the way perfect though, because of all his amazing talents, he does not fair well in relationships because he doesn’t have enough time to spend.It is better to stay friends with this forever lonely bachelor.
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