Teri Hatcher Syndrome

A disease or condition where a formally attractive female begins to lose her beauty and/or gains weight. Occurs in multiple stages of varying severity, ending in death. Teri Hatcher was the first celebrity to get this disease.

I used to jerk off to Alyssa Milano, but now I think she has Stage 2 Teri Hatcher Syndrome.

by nikoff September 9, 2003

Hatcher

Describe as a faggot

That guy over there is a Hatcher

by Heathan March 16, 2020

come hither

This technique is a form of fingering a woman's vagina. A man or woman must make the boy scout sign with their index and middle finger, and then insert these fingers into another woman's vagina, palm up. As the the fingerer withdraws the fingers, they must curl them up, as if you were beckoning to someone to "come hither", rubbing the G spot. When combined with oral sex techniques, namely licking of the clitoris, this can be very stimulating.

"Oh, yes, keep licking me . . . oh, god, come hither me too!"

by Gar-bear September 4, 2008

fo hither my nizzo

This phrase was derived from my English class. We were reading Twain, and David was confused by use of the word 'hither'. He goes, "what, is that like ghetto-speak or something?"
Then this brilliant classmate of ours (me) goes, "fo hither my nizzo". Therefore:
fo hither my nizzo - phrase - used to provoke the anger of a loser who uses old-school speech, as in the word 'hither'.

Jim: Come hither, sweet patriots!
John: (mocking) Fo hither, my nizzo! LOL bastard!

by Sparky ML June 17, 2004

hatcher

to do something incredibly stupid whilst intoxicated

putting an ice pick through each foot.

guy to mate : "dude i hatchered last night"
mate : "what did you do?"
guy : "arrested for base jumping naked after being cut out of a tree"
mate : "dude you massivly hatchered last night"

by tranmn October 3, 2009

hutcheruptu

What are you up to?

Hey hutcheruptu?

by Rob Pascal February 6, 2009

Hutcherhair

The classy, short, upward combed hairstyle sported by Josh Hutcherson. Used as both a noun and an adjective.

America needs more boys/men with hutcherhair.

by sophrod September 27, 2018