Health Nazi

A person who forces his or her healthy lifestyle on others through supporting legal bans of anything unhealthy. As well as being an all around A-hole to anyone who isn't like them. Such people generally have a "holier-than-thou" attitude all around, are only looking for yet another reason to look down on people who don't live up to their perceived view of the world.

Don't be such a health Nazi!

by Salemcripple December 20, 2010

Massachusetts College of Pharmacy and Health Sciences

A school where there is zero freedom, for kids who want to go into the health profession, where AP score sheets get lost everyday (but it doesn't even matter because they don't accept AP credit). The actual size of the school is about the size of your house. At this wonderful institution there is no gym, no pool, no sports teams (except cheerleading), no bookstore, no cafeteria, and barely enough dorms for the freshman alone. That's why we mooch off of all the other schools around us.

The student body is 70% composed of GIRLS, and of the 30% of guys that go here, only a good third of them are cute... and that is why the girls have to march all the way to Wentworth to mooch off THEIR guys.

The school is very health conscious and so they make sure their students get 10000 shots before school starts, give out free flu vaccines occasionally for extra precaution, put weird things into our food so we "don't get food poisoning" and give out kleenex and hand sanitizer in their Welcome Back To School gift-bags! GO MCPHS!

Teacher: So where are going to college?
Kid: MCPHS
Teacher: What's that stand for?
Kid: *long sigh and deep breath* Massachusetts College of Pharmacy and Health Sciences!
Teacher: Oh.. that sounds nice..

by Mandarthum September 2, 2009

Mental Health Day

A day off from work or school during which you sort out all your emotional and psychological problems.

Parent: Don't you have a test today?
Student: Yeah, but I'm taking a mental health day. I'll make it up tomorrow.

by starreyes October 29, 2007

Health class

A torture chamber where a torture master (AKA teacher) tries to give you the worst existential crisis possible and trick you into a threesome with your friends.

torture master: all right class, today i need you all to get into groups of three.
That is what goes on in a Health class

by A wee british laddy February 26, 2019

heallo

Hello

But you are weird so you instead say heallo.

Random person: Hiya, what's up?
Another random person: Heallo! :)

by Pie_:) November 26, 2022

Mia healey

Adorable human being that has an infectious smile and is our bisexual queen.

She is an amazing upcoming actress from Australia, she plays Shelby Goodkind on the show The Wilds on Amazon Prime, that was her first real acting job.

And she has a jawline that can slit your throat. She also loves alcohol x

Person 1: god Mia healey’s acting is phenomenal
Person 2: I know right, I can’t believe The Wilds was her first real acting job.

by ilikedilfs July 8, 2021

health freak

Someone who is so into their health and what they eat that they are phsyco about it.

My mother is a health freak.

by meg April 17, 2005