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hedge fund

A type of investment fund with very high fees for investors and a focus on complex financial derivatives. Hedge funds charge around 20% of returns (sometimes a lot more) plus a flat fee of typically 2%.

Originally hedge funds were based on the concept of risk hedging; high-yield investments are always riskier than low-yield ones, so a fund manager could presumably put all the money in one instrument with enormous risk and hope for the best. That is, to put it bluntly, insane. So the manager uses a strategy of hedging risk as cheaply as possible, such as a very elaborate combination of derivatives that rise in value if the main asset declines in value.

Hedge funds are organized to be very exclusive, requiring a very long commitment and limited membership. The managers are much more daring and will take much more aggressive risks than mutual funds.
The largest hedge fund company is JP MorganChase.

During the first decade of the '00's, hedge funds outperformed most other asset classes. But when they melt down, like LTCM in 1997, it can be a huge event.
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Hengeled

This word is used when a mean teacher named Mr. Hengel yells at students.
Zach was Hengeled because he was useing a laser pointer in the locker room.
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That gross metal residue that gets on the top of your hand when you carry hangers around the store before heading in to the dressing room.
I was at Macy's the other day and I got hanger hand while trying on dresses.
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Hanger Baby

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plate hanger

Very old person. Senior citizen. Definition derived from the fact that many old people hang plates on walls as if they were works of art.
I think there should be a law prohibiting plate hangers from driving automobiles.
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gammon hangers

a girl with vaginal lips so large they whistle in the wind or you could where them as a trapper hat.
whats that noise.? oh dont worry that's sarah's gammon hangers clapping in the wind.!
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Shadow the Hedgehog

Shadow is a black hedgehog and rival to Sonic. He was created by Gerald Robotnik to be the Ultimate Life form. Shadow can use the chaos energy to shoot spears, teleport, freeze time, move very quickly or even explode. He wears 2 rings on his wrists that control his energy. If Shadow takes them off, his energy increases drastically. He can also use the 7 chaos emeralds to turn into Super Shadow.
Shadow : You never cease to surprise me blue hedgehog. I though that capsule you were in exploded in space.

Sonic : Well, what can I say? I die hard. You actually saved my, you know.

Shadow : It was a Chaos Emerald, wasn't it. But there's no way you could have activated the Chaos Control using an emerald that's fake. So, there's more to you than just looking like me. What are you, anyway?

Sonic : What you see is what you get, just a guy that loves adventure. I'm Sonic the Hedgehog!

Shadow : I see. But you know, I can't let you live. Your adventure days are coming to an end!

That's Shadow the Hedgehog for you.
by TheBlueHedgehog October 26, 2015
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