What to call people instead of "asshole" because assholes have very important purposes in life. Hemorrhoids are nothing but useless pieces of flesh that hang around and cause pain, and suffering.
They are such a hemorrhoid for voting against women's rights.
They are such a hemorrhoid for eating the last slice of pizza.
My ex is a gaslighting hemorrhoid.
They are such a hemorrhoid for eating the last slice of pizza.
My ex is a gaslighting hemorrhoid.
by Girlwithamission June 26, 2022
Game to play with the boys. Normally played in the carpark after dumping our heads in sardine paste. (See infrabren utbe)
You free for a game af hemorrhoid hunters? Me and the boys are off to the carpark for a game and wanted to know if you'd like to join ?
by Sardinepaste11 January 06, 2025
The act of ejaculating so many times after your baby is born that your sperm turns red and your baby is now the spawn of Satan
"Hey Johnny bear how was your sleep"
"I had no sleep I was in Post-Birth hemorrhoids"
"Lmao ratio+L"
"I had no sleep I was in Post-Birth hemorrhoids"
"Lmao ratio+L"
by Intellectual_illiteracy December 31, 2021
History's Hemorrhoid aka Donald Trump
Before Vladimir Putin squeezed his pet turd into the oval office, history's hemorrhoid once crapped his elderly pants while on a golf course.
by phathatcat October 01, 2018
When one suffers from an intestinal pinworm infection and has hemorrhoids at the same, the tiny rectal parasites are referred to as hemorrhoid maggots. They’re white in color and less than a half-inch long. Pinworm infections are also known as enterobiasis or oxyuriasis.
by michelleutta November 06, 2020
by Yakubiangangsta March 21, 2022