Desk hemorrhoid

Piles of stuff accumulating on your desk.

"Rachel's got desk hemorrhoid's"

by Rachelisawesome January 8, 2010

Hemorrhoid

A type of inflation and punishment!

Tate has major hemorrhoid issues

by Clemsonby99 February 21, 2022

Hemorrhoid egg

Something that can only happen within angry women usually named Emma.

Emma: You are such a baby
Me: You have Hemorrhoid egg stfu

by numsemand February 28, 2018

Hemorrhoid

What to call people instead of "asshole" because assholes have very important purposes in life. Hemorrhoids are nothing but useless pieces of flesh that hang around and cause pain, and suffering.

They are such a hemorrhoid for voting against women's rights.

They are such a hemorrhoid for eating the last slice of pizza.

My ex is a gaslighting hemorrhoid.

by Girlwithamission June 26, 2022

happier than a tick on a hemorrhoid

Happier than a tick on a hemorrhoid is an expression used to express how happy one is in an exaggerated way. The saying can be used after hearing of good news or of a good event.

“Well I’ll be happier than a tick on a hemorrhoid!”

by Cyndaquil_25 August 1, 2023

History's Hemorrhoid

History's Hemorrhoid aka Donald Trump

Before Vladimir Putin squeezed his pet turd into the oval office, history's hemorrhoid once crapped his elderly pants while on a golf course.

by phathatcat October 1, 2018

hemorrhoid maggots

When one suffers from an intestinal pinworm infection and has hemorrhoids at the same, the tiny rectal parasites are referred to as hemorrhoid maggots. They’re white in color and less than a half-inch long. Pinworm infections are also known as enterobiasis or oxyuriasis.

When Dylan wiped his ass he found several hemorrhoid maggots on his toilet paper.

by michelleutta November 6, 2020