Henson

A fun and outgoing person. She is a great story maker and an awesome friend. She will do anything for her friends. She is responsible, yet crazy! (in a good way! :P) She is a great athlete and a candy luva! She is sweet and just plain awesome!

Person 1: Omg who is that person eating that giant bag of candy?

Person 2: That's Henson, duh!

Person 1: She's awesome!

by omg its a freakin person run! September 26, 2010

The Helsinki Hairbrush

During Bukake, the woman styles her hair into a mohawk using semen.

"I was watching this new German porno last night, and the chick did The Helsinki Hairbrush!"

"That's fucking sick dude. Link me that shit."

by MusicHero3738 July 30, 2012

hensoned

To really fuck something up and never admitting you do anything wrong.

That guy really hensoned the rifle range papers yesterday.

by Elijah Kane September 11, 2009

Jim Henson's Disease

Any illness which the sufferer elects to ignore, because they're too busy with work and/or too shy to bother other people about trivialities like their own rapidly deteriorating health.

Jim Henson famously died of pneumonia, but not wanting to be a 'bother' to hospital people, delayed going until it was too late.

Go home and rest. We don't need anyone dying of Jim Henson's Disease here!

by evildave January 23, 2011

hensoning

to fist someone up the arse so hard that it lifts them off the ground

i was fisting jane so hard that her feet left the ground. i realised i had committed hensoning

by nickbenoit February 26, 2008

helsinki slammer

(From what I remember)

The act of receiving a rusty trombone and then transitioning into a white dragon, following that up with a strawberry shortcake, finishing off by power slamming the girl through a table.

I showed her how much I cared on our anniversary when I gave her the Helsinki Slammer.

by gfar July 18, 2008

helsinki

It has the best record stores in the world.

Keltainen Jäänsärkijä is in Helsinki, the capital of Finland.

by Zombie December 27, 2003