Tha heezie weezie teezie

a fat ugly stupid bastard who sucks cock for dizzle wizzle my kizzle prizzle

Yo father is tha heezie weezie teezie and so is yo motherbitch brother stupid ho

by guido December 2, 2003

little hefling

BITCH, it is something you can call someone when they annoy you and then they don't know what it means

You are a Little Hefling

by JdjfnsnnnhehdjddHdhsjjdk May 6, 2018

henzi

after intercourse taking a dump and rather then cleanin yourself, headin back to the bedroom for a rusty trombone, while sippin an ice cold bud.

After banging the snot out of Helen, I ran to the bathroom to take a dump, havin popped a Viagra, i figured I'd skip the wipe an opt for a Bud and a rusty trombone. The Henzi

by cattle dog December 30, 2008

heffing

Originates from "Hefner". Heffing is the act of being a player, or pulling more than one girl or guy in a night.

Dude, I got two numbers last night .That's heffing awesome!

I hooked up with Becky and Cindy last night. Dude you're heffing around

See Horace on the dance floor, he's heffing right now.

by Lilstickman November 6, 2017

heezie fo' sheezy

house for sure

I'm in the heezie fo' sheezy.

by beast-a-holic February 17, 2003

heffin'

Colloquial form of "heffing".

The state of being a heffer.

That bitch was so heffin' that I had to fuck her missionary style so she didn't crush my junk.

by Dan January 6, 2004

African Hezilump

A large Elephant often associated with a Woolly Mammoth, except from the African region......of africa, in africa, no on africa. It is large and has two giant tusks coming from its face.
Also African Hezilump is often used as a threat.

As a threat: Run faster you fatty! Before you get run over by an African Hezilump!
or
Shutup stupidface before i turn you into a crustacian from the paleolithic era or an AFRICAN HEZILUMP!!!!!

by Andyzor May 13, 2006