that's hefty

Replacement for that's hot

I have a hat the size of Montana
That's hefty.

by Jordan January 2, 2005

Hefty Smurf

a rather annoying Smurf, but of course, not as annoying as Brainy Smurf. Hefty was the strongest of them all and a definite straight man. He was sometimes pissed off at the rest of the Smurfs, but he still loved them. May or may not have taken steroids. Has a heart tatoo.

Hefty Smurf went drag queen in the Smurfs episode "Smurfette for a Day"

by Gwen Stefani Grrl June 21, 2004

STFU HEFTER

A member of the STFU family. Can be used to emphatically exclaim to your d0nk or n00b friend that you really want them to shut the fuck up.

"STFU HEFTER, stop being a d0nk."

"OMG AYFKM?" STFU HEFTER!"

by Mr. Pahncake January 14, 2008

HEFTY

sexxy, hot, cool, and can also be used when talking about a heavy situation

sexy/hot:
"omg u look so hefty tonight!"
cool:
"omg that sirt is so hefty"
heavy situation:
"wow that story was hefty i dont kno what im gonna do now!!"

by SUPERMERCADO26 June 13, 2007

hefty

The original hefty consists of 6 oz tequila and 3 oz sprite, all into a rocks glass, no ice, then you down the entire drink in one breathe. Wait 10 min and it hits you HARD
You can make a hefty out of any alcohol, just use the same 2 to 1 ratio of alcohol and soda.

Dude, i did 3 hefty's before we went out and i threw up in the cab!!

by Fredo SF October 16, 2012

hefto

A word used instead/aswell of/as loads or alot

You are hefto annoying!

That bike is hefto awesome!

There are hefto loads of guys here!

by coolness-on-stilts October 31, 2005

hefty bag

super size condoms that you leave around the living room to impress your dates; also the condoms your father buys you that are extra strength so they won't break. from family guy and t.v. commmercial for garbage bags...

"meg while i'm gone i want you to use a hefty bag for protection" "but dad what about condoms?" "meg... HEFTY HEFTY HEFTY wimpy wimpy wimpy"

man that sex was bad..i couldn't feel a thing because i was wearing a hefty bag my dad got for me.

girl: wow the hefty bag really impresses me

by letter.b.12 March 24, 2010