A man with a big dick
by JaJaJaJaJa23123123123123 March 7, 2009
Get the Heffelbower mug.greg heffley is a goddamn sociopath that basically carries around rowley jefforson as fucking dead meat and wants to fuck heather hills and becky anton at the same time for a threesome
Greg Heffley: hi im greg
Charli Damelio: stfu bozo ratio your whole life you fatherless piece of shit go die in a hole bozo
Charli Damelio: stfu bozo ratio your whole life you fatherless piece of shit go die in a hole bozo
by yorikeh September 24, 2021
Get the greg heffley mug.A disease transmitted by sexual contact or activities usually with a heffatitis host (most commonly a heffa herself - a horrifically fat chick), which results in abhorrent side effects to the victim. The infected male has side effects which include pengilly behavior and most serious of all, a tendency to tune Heffas. Heffatitis become more severe as the side effects progress, usually measured by the downward spiral of heffa tuning. As of yet there are no cures or vaccinations, although some males are more predisposed to the condition than others (it is not genetic). The disease often lies dormant for months or even years, coming active when the opportunity presents itself. Conspiracy theories may suggest that it was in fact an underground group of heffas which biogenetically engineered the disease to ensure that they enjoy a tune from time to time. It is an observation that generally more attractive male specimens are more resistant to heffatitus, leaving only the weaker, more vulnerable and desperate males to contract the horrible disease
1)He tunes so many fat chicks, he must have heffatitis
2)Don't hang out with those heffas, they'll give u heffatitis
2)Don't hang out with those heffas, they'll give u heffatitis
by Addoman January 2, 2006
Get the Heffatitis mug.A phenomenon common to TV sitcoms and commercials, but occasionally occuring in real life wherein an overweight or otherwise unattractive male seems to have obtained a mate of much greater attractivesness. The syndrome is named for the character "Doug Heffernan" from the TV series "King of Queens", but is also visible in other shows such as "Seinfeld" and "(most especially) "The Drew Carey Show".
Did you see that couple? It was a classic case of Heffernan Syndrome!
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That dude is such a Heffernan; she's too good for him!
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That dude is such a Heffernan; she's too good for him!
by Michael Patrick February 15, 2006
Get the Heffernan Syndrome mug.An ancient clan of Vampires decended from Ireland. They can be incredibly beautiful and horrifyingly ugly.
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