mitch hedberg

hillarious man who sees the world through rose colored glasses... literally!

yno, on a stoplight, yellow means yield, and green means go? well, on a banana, its just the opposite. green means hold on, yellow means go ahead...... and red means where the fuck you get that banana AT?

by Stefan Woo March 1, 2005

Hebedehep

Refers to anything you want it to. Such as a greeting, an object, and/or situation.

"Hebedehep" said John as he passed by two girls.
Chris put on his hebedeheps and went to school.
2+7=Hebedehep

by Brandon and the Hebedeheps August 1, 2008

Hebron

A term of endearment used for friends who are Jewish but who may also have an honorary or real Latino component. Rhymes with "cabron" but is not used in that word's pejorative sense.

Que onda, Hebron?

by MonsieurJabroni July 31, 2011

haberdasher

1. A dealer in small wares, as tapes, pins, needles, and thread; also, a hatter.

2. A dealer in drapery goods of various descriptions, as laces, silks, trimmings, etc.
(primarily british)

"The haberdasher heapeth wealth by hats."
Customer: "hello guvn'r. I needs a cap"
Haberdasher: "good day sir. Might i intrest u in this fine 8/4" lambskin cap?"
Customer: "Blimey, 'tis a fine hat. I shall purchasae it. How much, whot whot?

by faggo delux February 19, 2005

Hebegeebees

Jitters, creeps, willies.

Because I am afraid of heights, that bridge over the Grand Canyon, gave me the Hebegeebees.

by erich13 March 24, 2007

rectal haberdashery

Complex term used to describe an asshat, typically so the asshat standing in front of you doesn't understand what you said.

You: Hey, look at that fine example of rectal haberdashery holding up the line.
Asshat: Rectal what? Was that a compliment?

by rm_you November 3, 2005

habert

Habert is a great companion and usually loves puzzles. He loves to hide from people.

Habert is a great companion.

by Habert January 7, 2018