Healthy Scratch

When you poop after eating a lot of roughage that didn't fully digest & the stools produce a scrape & scratch sensation as they pass through your sphincter.

I ate a kale salad quickly last night for dinner and maybe didn't chew it up enough because the healthy scratch I felt this morning looked like it was mostly caused by all the green in the bowl

by milpoolSK February 22, 2023

Healthy sagging

When you sag with a belt on. Typically done by white people or black nerds. Has all the effects of sagging except, you don't have pull your pants up every five minutes.

Jamal over there is healthy sagging. I can see his belt is pretty tight around his pants.

by EvilTaco December 8, 2010

healthy harold

a women who takes an innocent giraffe and makes it kiss little children while promoting people to be healthy when she smokes being a complete hypocrite

Healthy Harold is run by the Chinese government of Communis``````

by professor of case dogs November 26, 2019

healthy scran

Good food, ie food that really hits the spot

Healthy scran is any type of food that you enjoy when you are very hungry or when you have the munchies.

by Craig Wilson May 17, 2006

healthy girl

Another term for an overweight woman

Damn john, look at that healthy girl. She's had a few too many burgers

by evanb08 December 9, 2007

healthy touch

any touch that nurtures the soundness of the body and mind or has positive effects on the mind and body.

A pat on the back is a healthy touch.

by trobin49 November 26, 2013

healthy scare

A nice surprise, like a surprise birthday party.

Bob had a healthy scare when his family had a surprise party for him.

by TheFormalPanda January 8, 2015