when a person (most commonly a woman) puts you in a headlock with there legs, and shits and piss's on your face at the same time.
by TreeRatRecords December 3, 2009
Get the bean and cheese headlock mug.When a girl is convinced by society at large, and her friends, that she is NOTHING unless she is in a relationship(engaged or married)in order to please her peers and to prove her womanhood.
by Steven October 25, 2004
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A tight situation that you either have to fight through or tap out of.
A big decision making situation.
A deep train of thought.
A moment when life slows down.
A moment you won't forget. Due
A big decision making situation.
A deep train of thought.
A moment when life slows down.
A moment you won't forget. Due
I was hit with a Headlock today at work. My boss blamed me for something I didn't do and wouldn't hear my end. I was about to quit but I need the money.
My mom went through a Headlock about her life one time. I guess she chose the sleeping pills over raising me and my brother that night. I had to smack her awake until the ambulance came and Fed her charcoal.
My girl cheated on me so now I'm going through a Headlock on weather or not I want to stay with her.
I'm having a Headlock on where I want to throw my birthday party this year.
I'm having a Headlock on what school I want to attend.
I'm having a Headlock on what I want to be when I grow up.
I'm having a Headlock on what happens when you die.
My mom went through a Headlock about her life one time. I guess she chose the sleeping pills over raising me and my brother that night. I had to smack her awake until the ambulance came and Fed her charcoal.
My girl cheated on me so now I'm going through a Headlock on weather or not I want to stay with her.
I'm having a Headlock on where I want to throw my birthday party this year.
I'm having a Headlock on what school I want to attend.
I'm having a Headlock on what I want to be when I grow up.
I'm having a Headlock on what happens when you die.
by Crazy charismatic August 7, 2017
Get the Headlock mug.by jprim400 July 31, 2022
Get the headlock mug.Refers to one being able to walk around inside their own head.
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Someone is stuck in their own thoughts too much and cannot escape.
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Someone is stuck in their own thoughts too much and cannot escape.
by ijnah May 23, 2024
Get the Headblocks mug.Headlock (noun) — cannabis-specific
Definition: A cannabis-induced state where the mind remains clear and aware, but the head experiences intense physical discomfort or fatigue, typically occurring right before greening out.
Justification: “Headlock deserves its own word because it names a common cannabis experience where mental clarity remains intact while physical distress sets in, a state that existing terms like ‘high’ or ‘greening out’ fail to distinguish.”
Definition: A cannabis-induced state where the mind remains clear and aware, but the head experiences intense physical discomfort or fatigue, typically occurring right before greening out.
Justification: “Headlock deserves its own word because it names a common cannabis experience where mental clarity remains intact while physical distress sets in, a state that existing terms like ‘high’ or ‘greening out’ fail to distinguish.”
“No, I’m not confused, it's just that my head just feels tight and heavy. This is that headlock feeling.”
"Smoking that last joint nearly put me in headlock, but I'm fine now."
“Once the edible kicked in, everything went kind of grey, and I slipped into a headlock. Thankfully, I didn’t green out.”
"Smoking that last joint nearly put me in headlock, but I'm fine now."
“Once the edible kicked in, everything went kind of grey, and I slipped into a headlock. Thankfully, I didn’t green out.”
by GoldenBear1715 January 29, 2026
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